Forgive Me Father For Sometimes I Just Say Things

for context, bella is about to pour cheerios

Newt: [explaining things to Jacob] So Nicolas Flamel created a philosopher’s stone.

Tina: Sorcerer’s stone.

Newt: What?

Tina: It’s called a sorcerer’s stone.

Newt:

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even if Jeff bezos or whoever pledges all their money to stop world hunger/climate crises I’d still hate them

How do you dispose of perishable offerings from your altar when you to switch out or redecorate? I feel bad just throwing them in the trash but I’m not sure what else to do. If anyone could message me what they do I’d be very grateful!

“money... sex... money... sex... cat!”

Born under a New Moon: Born to see in the dark, they must project the spark and energy of a new light.

Born under a Crescent Moon: Find comfort in the sliver of light, feels rooted even in the shadows.

Born under a First Quarter Moon: Moonlight dances, a person of action is born.

Born under a Gibbous Moon: Anticipation for the full light, hope and wondering, questioning what is ahead. 

Born under a Full Moon: Uses the light of the moon for their internal quest, always searching for meaning and feeling. Clarity comes and goes like the tides.

Born under a Disseminating Moon: Shattered light, a rebel shaped in the hazy illumination.

Born under a Third Quarter Moon: Building up the world how they want it, active creature of the night.

Born under a Balsamic Moon: Not afraid of the dark, in fact, they prefer it.

comedians are so full of themselves

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this