Smc-homestuck - Trash

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Coming from someone who's seen her in person with a short sleeved shirt it's true I couldn't form an actual sentence for half an hour

Rowena MacLeod: The Tale of a Fashion Icon 

hey I wanna test something, if ur lgtb rb this with ur birthday and ur fave season in the tags only please

Math teacher explaining why not to use x for times: because if you're using x as a variable you'll get 4xx. 4xx, that's a really big person

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Friend, talking about the venting machines at the end of the hall in our high school: I don't wanna go down there, the farther you the bigger they get.

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*science teacher telling us that flying squirrels glow it the dark*

Friend: cool! I have a new night light!

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Friend 1: you could never lie to me.

Friend 2, lying: I'm gay.

Friend 1: wait really?!

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Me: it's fine I only see like one error.

Friend, fixing all the errors: you only see one grammarly sees all

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*a teacher trying to explain who are sub is bc they forgot her name*

Boy in my class: I still thought it was [female teacher we all hate] when you said beard

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Family friend, in tune of bohemian rhapsody: I'm just a drunk boy, I need my pillow

I'm just gonna make a thread as weird/funny things that my family/friends says/does

5yr old cousin, scoops up sand to throw at her sister trips over the sandbox wall: what the fucking heck

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Sister, hiccups while taking a drink:

Me and my cousin:did you just hiccup??

Sister: yea

Cousin: that sounded weird

Sister: it felt weird too

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Friend:I'm a pacifist

Me: I'll pass a fist

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Cousin, puts a pool noodle between legs: that makes my peepee go weeee *runs and jumps in the pond*

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*my brother and cousin fighting over whatever we passed*

Cousin: you're not the vision of my eyes!!!

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Dad: you stupid f- op gotta stop swearin' at my phone

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Uncle, drunk off his ass and and stumbling around:

Me: where are you going

Uncle: I'm dancing with gravity

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*aunts wedding where her now husbands family his being all huggy and stuff

Our side of the family greeting each other by punching or waving*

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I'll add more

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but the phrase has been around for a hot minute

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

identity ask.........oh shit

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

are you religious/spiritual?

do you care about your ethnicity?

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

are you an artist?

do you have a creed?

describe your ideal day.

dog person or cat person?

inside or outdoors?

are you a musician?

five most influential books over your lifetime.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

what’s your patronus?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

do you love easily?

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

how often would you want to see your family every year?

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

could you live as a hermit?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

three songs that you connect with right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes.

Happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

Hell yeah

You've got to be shitting me

HAPPY FUCKING HOMESTUCK DAY, DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.