smolgoosegirl

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cat with creature :)

EXCUSE ME

D..dats illegal

because, honey. if i don't hurt you you'll crave it and you'll go get it from someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart like mommy does. this is for your own good. look mommy in the eyes. i said look your fucking mother in the eyes. good girl. now. repeat after me. "i consent."

The seal of confession for "I cheated on my wife and have a second family" is understandable.

That f*ckin take on protect child abusers is hilarious though, you really do have to be delusional to even consider that.

in case anyone was forgetting what the church was all about

I think goths and punks should kiss more often

Ditzi LOVES Disabilities! 🥰

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

It's Mommy and meee

catcrumb tarot 7/22

Hey girl, wanna go to the abandoned bridge and talk about how much you hate your parents whilst we throw rocks at the water?

Eventually, I'm gonna pass!

G O D D E S S

Hey girl, wanna go to the abandoned bridge and talk about how much you hate your parents whilst we throw rocks at the water?

Found this at work 🏳️‍🌈

so much of the pushback to the term transandrophobia is just toxic masculinity and misogyny branded as feminism.

"trans men need to not talk about their feelings if it gets in the way of a trans womans feelings. trans men need to shove their problems away and protect and help trans women because they struggle so much more than trans men and need trans men's help."

TRANS. BEAUTY . ALERT .

I had the biggest, thickest beard. It was great, super manly.. helpful when I was trying to pretend to be a boy! Ditzi was a terrible boy - since becoming a girl, I had been shaving with a combination razor..

Frankly, they suck - very expensive, removes the top layer of skin due to the multiple blades.. don't get me started!

Imagine my surprise when I found out how easy safety razors are to use! They look scary and terrifying, but I've got the most smooth and pain free face now!

https://youtu.be/UtkYYe_Cw14?si=oSpYvkTuJDVORwsK

Follow this 2 minute guide on YouTube about how to use one, spend the £15 or so to get started. It's literally life changing

They do have a learning curve. Just take it slowly, let the weight of the safety razors handle rest against your skin and glide at the correct angle, most importantly - don't skip the towel step and foam lathering!! Then apply moisturiser..

Like anything worth doing, it'll take time to learn and get things right. Feminity is a wonderful journey and we won't be perfect at everything first time! Have fun and good luck! 🪿♥️

Bought to you by "Ditzi's guide to transwomanhood"

My experiences so far of trans acceptance in my small South Devon UK conservative town..

*Ask the nice makeup lady if she could colour match my skin to a foundation*

*spend 50 minutes discussing trans stuff over many makeup suggestions, colour matches my girlfriend as well, couldn't be more accepting*

I have a bit more hope for my future each day as long as I keep fighting for it.

doing erotic roleplay with my transfem girlfriend and she’s dressed like a bolshevik dominatrix while i’m dressed like a slutty little kulak and i’m trying to explain to her that while this whole scenario carries the aesthetics of communism it doesn’t actually manage to tell a communist narrative to which she responds by pushing the kalashnikov further into my taint. which i’m pretty sure is anachronistic.

think before you post 😔

Story time:

When I was in college I was the only one in the dorm with a car which made me VERY popular, but more importantly because I was so fucking down bad for my next door neighbor, I volunteered to drive her to church [literal actual baptist church my jewish ass had balls of fucking steel to walk into that bitch every week drooling after a hot femme lordt]

This went normal and fine for about three weeks until one time her roommate had a dude over and she was like "can I stay in your room tonight so I actually get some sleep before church 🥺?"

So I let her stay in my bed and well. Folks. She didn't sleep. But we DID play "how many orgasms does it take to make you pass out?" And it turns out the answer was 15 sometime around 3am the next morning. We obvi wake up RUSHINGGGGGGG to church the next morning, and when we arrive looking frazzled, the pastor looks her up and down and asks how she's doing and is she having a tough time with finals? And she just goes "no, I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night, we were studying." And the pastor goes "oh yeah, what are you studying for?"

And without missing a beat my dyke ass says "Bible Study."

If looks could kill, I think she would have ended me on the spot, but four hours later she was calling me god in the backseat of my car while I ate her out sooooooooo pretty sure the moral to this story is that pre-marital lesbian sex is fine as long as you can emotionally scar an old man in the process.

No edit makeup pic :) I do my makeup myself. This is like my 15th time doing makeup.

Thank you to my lovely @QueenPuppyGoo for helping me to dress!

“You and your descendants will work in factories for the rest of your lives” is surely a sales pitch tailored to appeal to a nation of petite bourgeois wannabes

with the new pope being elected just a reminder you can’t make fun of trans people choosing their names because you literally just get to choose a pope name

curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...

I got a guy fired at work today because he committed a hate crime against me, and he was charged by the police.

"I don't get that trans crap"

"I hate all that gay shit"

"Why am I seeing all this pride shit?"

He committed a hate crime against the existence of myself and my partner, for no reason, I didn't do shit to him, I even gave him a second chance, and yet - he kept on going.

Only to find out he has done this at least 4 other times in the same company..

Don't stand for discrimination, don't stand for bigotry, intolerance grows in silence.

You and that damn mama