I Saw This Poll On Twitter (with Less Options) And It Didnt Get A Lot Of Reach And Im Curious What Program

headcanons for my fellow dad!lance enjoyers:

when silver first starts training at the dragons den lance gets worried abt his Obvious malnourishment but can't convince silver to let him give him smth to eat. he offered to take silver out to lunch once and silver just stared at him before running away

so he has to get creative

he ends up giving sneasel whenever they're at the dragons den and out of silver's sight non-perishable foods that are in unopened packages.

silver thinks sneasel stole these. but ends up eating them anyway because he just wants food arceus damn it

After a while Lance builds enough trust with Silver to go "hey there's a guest room in my house. If you wanna use it."

Silver refuses at first but Lance manages to wear him down. Success! Lance has managed to aquire a traumatized malnourished 12 year old with c-ptsd! Wahoo!

Lance managed to find sneaky roundabout ways to get Silver to take care of himself after a while. "Ah Silver we were supposed to have a party at the league but we had to cancel and can't reschedule so now I have this massive platter of fresh fruit and nobody wants to eat it :((. If you want some go ahead and take it otherwise I'll have to throw it out" (there was never gonna be a party Lance just wants Silver to eat more fruit)

Lance also does stuff like subtly do bonding exercises with his pokemon in front of Silver to display how you're supposed to treat pokemon. Because he knows that Silver is trying to improve but doesn't know how. So he figured that Silver, being a child, would soak that up like a sponge

this works extremely well :))

“why are you crying?” oh nothing it’s just my pokémon land critical hits hoping to be praised and i can’t pat them on the head and tell them how proud i am of them because they’re not real and are actually just pixels on a screen despite the extremely deep emotional attachment ive developed towards each and every one of them across over one hundred hours of gameplay

Charmy's age

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I hope she gets this pack from every single person she knows that has seen her Dandelion crayon collection.

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[Dandelion Crayon Video](which is a delight if you haven't seen it, pure joy encapsulated in wax)

fuck that man i dont wanna wait until basically my birthday to watch a movie that came out in december /lh

love when a movie comes to digital and then THE GIF PEOPLE START APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS. it’s like they ascend down when the 25 dollar digital version comes, and blesses us. god i love the internet

Something lurks beyond a new frontier...

The storyboard to the Tails Frontiers AU Trailer is here!

When will the finished version come? Who knows~

will you let him boop you?

what if they ALL were super awesome and were cookies

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.