I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
You find a perfect human skull while picking flowers one day, so you bring it home and use it as a flower holder. But seemingly overnight, the flowers become one with the skull, making it a new body.
ok ok but new headcanon about the idiot family ever
reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog
*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
@enderlemeow
you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person
reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly
“why are you crying?” oh nothing it’s just my pokémon land critical hits hoping to be praised and i can’t pat them on the head and tell them how proud i am of them because they’re not real and are actually just pixels on a screen despite the extremely deep emotional attachment ive developed towards each and every one of them across over one hundred hours of gameplay
life is great. the birds chirping are great. being alive is great. everything is great great great!!!!