Kristoph With Dahlia's Aesthetic! ⁠✧

weirdo fucking bf that he loves sooo much

phoenix angst dump

I've come to the realization people never really talk about how defense attorneys are usually the doe eyes to the prosecution's siren eyes and I think its a nice little detail (look at tags y'all)

look man the swords great i love swords too but its clearly not working for you

[ID 1: Ace Attorney characters drawn over a twitter screenshot. The tweet, from user hoshiumisexy, reads “i had a roommate who was a blacksmith and he kept a sword under his bed and just had knives lying around. one time he got cut by his sword and we had to take him to the ER and he was so smug because the doctor was like “that was a really really sharp knife it cut so cleanly.” In the corner of the tweet, Athena Cykes and Simon Blackquill’s faces are doodled. Athena looks exasperated and has her mouth open to speak. Simon has his eyes closed and is humming with a smug grin. ID 2: A two-panel comic, featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters on a red-to-grey gradient background. In the first panel, Simon Blackquill, shown from the chest up, brandishes his sword and gestures to it with his free hand. He smugly speaks a text post by tumblr user yourhourisup, which reads, “while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade.” The back of Athena’s head is visible and shows anime sweat-drops. In the second panel, Athena is visible from the chest up and Simon is visible from the waist up. Athena puts her hand on Simon’s shoulder. She looks concerned. Simon now looks annoyed and confused as he lowers his sword, the hand that was previously gesturing clenched into a fist. He speaks tumblr user yourhourisup’s follow-up post, adding, “what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms.” /End ID]

apollo 5 minutes from now, hugging a weeping klavier: the fuck did you say to him

[Image ID: A two-panel comic with white figures on a green gradient background. Ema Skye from Ace Attorney is speaking to Klavier Gavin. In the first panel, Ema is seen from the front and Klavier is seen from the back; in the second, Klavier is seen from the front and Ema is seen from the back. Ema is “speaking” a text post by tumblr user jame7t, which reads “your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died,” then as an addition, “We smoked him. Sorry”. In the first panel Ema looks slightly disgruntled. In the second panel, Klavier looks distraught. Apollo stands in the background of the second panel, glancing over at Klavier and Ema, looking confused.]

it wasnt a double dog dare klavier

these fuckass attorneys

clay. clay pls

[ID 1: The first panel of a three-image comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Clay is drawn traditionally, with color and background added digitally. Clay sits on a teal couch, with green walls and brown hardwood floors visible in the background. Clay is depicted from the waist up. At the edge of the panel, someone’s arm can be seen; since a red sleeve can be seen, rolled up the forearm, a person might infer it was Apollo Justice. Clay glances away from this person, a thoughtful smile on his face. He is slightly open-mouthed, implying speech. Fake subtitles at the bottom of the panel say “I mean, to be stabworthy, you know? It’s, uh…” ID 2: Continuation of the previous image. Clay glances back towards the unidentified person, grinning more now. ID 3: Continuation of the previous two images. Clay tilts his head slightly, blushing and grinning as he finishes, “It’s kind of a compliment.” /End ID]

The acest of attorneys (and friends)

pushing his luck like a cat nudging a glass toward the edge of the table

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