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The third house rules the words we use, how we articulate things, how we keep track of things, the intention behind what we say, interpretation, information, and conversation. It also rules transportation, short-distance travel, sibling dynamics, our neighbors, and general terminology. Communication, interaction, thought. Mentality. The mind.Â
(Iâm proud of this post. Iâm aware it is rather wordy, but like, shouldnât it be?)Â
đŻď¸ Aries in III: You are an active thinker. You live fully in every moment, and your mind takes on the role of a witness. You may say things impulsively or often have intense, passionate reactions. It may feel like your mind is one step ahead of the rest of you. Rather than trying to limit this, consider harnessing this emergent energy toward a creative (perhaps pioneering) pursuit. I sense an inclination to keep things light-hearted, and you may even feel like your headspace holds most of your essence. You truly speak from the heart, and the things you say may be rather blunt and direct. Others may appreciate your candid nature, and youâre as real as they come. There is an emphasis in this placement to come up with your own unique path. Being original may be important to you, and you feel your individuality is an essential highlight of your soul. You may think others donât match your raw connection to adventure and ambitiously going after the most exciting thing in life â whatever that may be for you in each moment. You will attract a network of people who encourage and enable you to live more freely should you vocalize your most honest thoughts even more. Your thoughts have the potential to reenforce, reshape, and renew stagnant ideas that others are holding within themselves. Memorable charisma. Blunt brevity. Effortlessly inspiring. Be bold, and write/speak/scream/sing about the things that make you happy, angry, sad, and alive. (Taurus through Pisces â)
âď¸ Taurus in III: You are a cautious, steady thinker. You have the ability to distinguish yourself from your thoughts and see them as separate entities from yourself. You likely think ahead to the consequences of your actions, and you try to filter out frivolous thoughts to make more room to focus on valuable, constructive thoughts. I feel like this placement is likely connected to numbers in an aesthetic way? Iâm sensing an abacus đ§Ž and a retro, pastel calculator being significant to someone. đź Regardless, this placement will attract a lot of their material gain from their network. Keeping up with your contacts is encouraged, as your relations with others will lead you to not only stimulating âworkâ opportunitiesâŚbut also mental breakthroughs. You are also encouraged to spend time physically researching things in a library or public domainâŚperhaps you already do this regularly. Iâm sensing you may feel most stable with many people around you, but I suggest deciding on some strong boundaries. If youâre ever faced with mental blockage, I recommend physically turning yourself or some of your surroundings upside down. Remember that new perspectives can come from everywhere and anywhere, and this new way of looking at things can lead to abrupt alignment or a breakthrough you imagined would take a lot more time to come to you. Some things are sudden, itâs okay. Allow your logical and practical nature to be shocked by how far your interactions with others will end up taking you into genuinely fascinating and niche fields, whether itâs agricultural biotechnology, roller coaster design, genetic experimentalism, or ceramics. You CAN learn anything. Donât credit natural born talent too much. You can do that thing you want to do but werenât born knowing how to do. Tldr: You got this.Â
đŹ Gemini in III: You have such a way with words! Your mind is constantly making connections. You can find a connection in two (+) things that others deem unrelated. Thereâs a sense that most things in life are relevant in general, especially the mundane. Information is exciting to you, and you likely collect and store your learnings both in your mind and externally in notebooks or pictures. Information being infinite doesnât intimidate you so much as it captivates and intrigues you. Your mind is very sharp and quick, and youâre an intellectual person who would greatly benefit from an outlet of some sort to submit your ideas to. Drafting a book, keeping up with a blog, joining a debate team, or choosing hobbies that support conversation and interaction are all encouraged for you. Also, this placement supports the âdivine localâ in an individual. It is likely you are very connected to the community around you. You likely develop meaningful connections with the neighbors, shopkeepers, and even tourists within your surrounding area. You thrive on quirkiness, and you are able to quickly discover and hone in on the unique talents of those you interact with. Others may tell you they feel mentally understood by you due to your ability to relate and incorporate applicable fragments/fractals of topics youâve explored extensively. Your research could extend from the human psyche to sacred geometry to birdhouse building to Victorian literatureâŚand you will find a way to amalgamate all of those things together into one pretty package. Youâre a compartmentalizer in the sense that you thrive when you actually take the time to organize your coherent chaos. It may be easy to become flustered or hyper-focused on your thoughts, but remember that you are the force behind them. It may not be an overnight learning curve, but you can master the flow of your endless idea stream. Even with basic meditation, your vortex-maelstrom mind can become still, clear waterâŚwhere each thought lays untouched as its own little shell (in the countless sand bed)âŚyes, you can collect as many as youâd like. Weaponize your occasional brainstorms by taking immediate action and releasing them into the external realm. Do not limit yourself from creating things because youâre convinced itâs better as (or stuck as) an idea. One word can become a sentence, and enough sentences can become the screenplay of someoneâs (somewhere) most favorite movie of all time. Go be great! Youâre good at that.Â
đ Cancer in III: If you think youâre lost, think again. This placement is incredibly unique in its power to translate feelings into thoughts. Your sadness may have bullet points, your anger may have a disclaimer, and your happiness may be the best coming-of-age story ever fathomed. If only someone would just LISTEN. đ Maybe you donât feel heard by others, but my theory is that you may not even be listening to yourself. Your conscience tells you things, your intuition guides you, and perhaps youâve already mastered feeling and thinking your way through difficult situations. So what gives? Have you ever considered killing your conscience and making a new one? The intense imagery there was intentional. Sometimes Cancer energy grows heavily attached to ways (of thinking) that the rest of their soul has outgrown. Sometimes itâs like youâre trying to repair the shattered window of a flooded houseâŚthat was built on a quicksand sinkholeâŚin a hurricane. I know youâve saved yourself enough times to know everything can be saved, but maybe some things are not meant to be. Picture yourself standing at the top of a lighthouse holding a blue balloon. The weather forecast predicted a dark and stormy night, but the sky is cloudlessly clear and bright because of the stars. You, the metaphorical lighthouse keeper, can officially relax. The captains and sailors out there are all safe. You donât have to vigilantly fix your eyes on the horizon. You can breatheâŚand draw a silly face on the balloon. You can have a silly conversation with the balloon. And you can let your silly friend go. To put it simply, sometimes the storm wonât come. Itâs funny because I try not to get too poetic in these house posts, but this is what Iâm picking up for this energy. I have met individuals with this placement, and I want them all to know theyâre safe in their own mind. Your thoughts are your own. Youâre okay, and if you donât think so, then I hope you will be okay. How would you define hope? Iâd say itâs rather blueâŚand light. Like a blue balloon at a lighthouse⌠No storm in sight. (Additional key adjectives to attempt to describe your mind: sentimental, memory-full, nostalgic, heavy, loving) <3
đ¤ď¸ Leo in III: Did someone say drama? I donât think you realize how vibrant, expressive, dramatic, and creative you can be when you say things. With this placement, the mind takes center stage. You may have several ideas for creative endeavors, and you perhaps fantasize about attaining recognition for your art and ideas. You may have rather extreme, overpowering thoughts that push you to say things that are out of your own comfort zone. You attract peculiar people with your conversational confidenceâŚpeople feel like you add value to their day with the words you say. Youâre intentional, and itâs likely you put effort into coming across as warm and understanding. Thereâs an unconditional care present, and people donât really feel judged by you because the confidence you exude is rather contagious, and you want it to be! You crave interactions with confident, self-aware, and artistic people. Your friends may feel youâre an open book, and they may come to you when they need a boost in confidence. When you donât feel heard, youâll repeat yourself until you do. Itâs important to you for your thoughts to be validated. You carry strong opinions, and theyâre all rooted in extensive reasoning. Youâre attracted to entertainment and media that captures the spectacle of the human spirit. Youâre likely rather captivated by your own mind, and you may have an inner voice that congratulates you for your accomplishments. Continue praising yourself for breakthroughs in negative thinking, as positive self-talk can actually really launch you into successâŚeven if it initially feels tricky to implement into your higher mind. Imagery Iâm getting for this placement is a classical actor on an amphitheater stageâŚholding a skull as a prop. Youâre pouring your heart out to this skull, and it feels like the skull is listeningâŚeven if thereâs not a soul to be seen in the audience. Or, is it a full house? You are encouraged to express yourself fully. Writing scripts, designing vibrant environments, leading a culinary class, taking on a management position, trying out for an athletic team, or auditioning for the leading role will not only lead you to successâŚbut grant you with stamina and general fun. Youâre fun. Youâre capable. Like the sun, youâre loving and loved without trying. Break a leg!Â
â ď¸ Virgo in III: Donât over-analyze this, okay? Iâm joking, thatâs what youâre good at, and it is a gift. It may feel overwhelming, but self-mastery is a thing that youâre probably already working toward. You may feel your attention to detail at times is setting you back, but take this as confirmation that limitations are self-made constructsâŚactually most of our restrictions are just that. Constructs. Youâre methodical in the sense that you prioritize keeping your mind clear. You want clear, accurate information filtering though at all times. You do recognize the joy that surface-level things can bring, but youâre far more concerned with substance, and you may assume more layers and depth are present than others naturally consider. Your interactions with others are often educational, as people want your insight on the best way to go about things. You come across as an intellectual, and you should embrace any inkling you have that you are intelligent. Research is natural to you, and youâre excellently adept at pouring through detailed instruction or literature and nitpicking the most beneficial, applicable, and relevant information. In fact, research more. Youâre encouraged to physically surround yourself with things youâve learned. You can keep it minimal, but a few breakthroughs captured in words will remind you of your progress. It is common for this placement to look ahead to further their improvements without recognizing you just completed a very exhausting emotional cycle. At yoga a few days ago, there was a quote on the studio wall that said, âRemember when you wanted what you have now?â It gave me Virgo energy. Yoga also gives me Virgo energy. Virgo energy is purity, and youâre likely aware when youâve oversaturated or overstimulated your mind because you feel polluted. Continue finding solace in your routines, including the ones that have become invisible to you. Get a new plant again. Draw a tree like you did as a kid. Notice and live fully in your minute tasks because that is the foundation for living more fully in your creative pursuits. Youâre wise, youâll figure it out; I appreciate your consideration of other perspectivesâŚeven this one. Sending light.Â
đŚď¸ Libra in III: Serenity, vanity, passivity, divinity, femininity/masculinity, and a developed sense of style are all themes with this placement. If your mental realm was a location, it would be a charmingâŚmaybe quaint even-blend metro-small town vibe. Cohesive colors, all of the lighting matchesâŚfrom the street lamp to the sunlight. There would be a neutral or barely balmy temperature and quiet, friendly inhabitants roaming in the stillness. You are fair in mind. Your attempt at neutrality is valued. You likely articulate things in a caring, perhaps eloquent way. Youâre pleasant, and you prioritize being likable, as you associate a degree of peace and self-image with how you seem to make others feel. You have a conversational appeal about you, and others likely enjoy discussing things with you because youâre able to be light-hearted yet still understand where theyâre coming from. Youâre reflective. This extends to your self-reflection, but you also are able to reflect the ideas of others. You may do this by trying to match the energy of others, and youâre inclined to meet everyone in their own mental space first, rather than immediately introducing your own. Youâre diplomatic, and you resolve interpersonal conflict with ease. Others likely look to you as the mediator. You perhaps concern yourself greatly with the perceptions around you, so youâre encouraged to set strong boundaries. You will find harmony when youâre in teams that are working toward something. Try to find yourself in committees and ensembles rather than aimless or happenstance social circles. You try to delight others with your agreeable nature, and it works. Most of your progress is passive, as you find the beauty and power of letting things come to you. Youâre most inspired in states of admiration and pondering. Youâre encouraged to accept invitations (or invite yourself if appropriate) to art galleries, dance recitals, and book clubsâŚmaybe a mirror maze? Do not prevent yourself from acting on the kind impulses you have to give to others, such as giving someone a baked good. There may be a resistance to receive in this placement, so remind yourself to stay open to good things coming to you because⌠Many, many good things are coming your way. Things will always balance out. Count on it.Â
đŤď¸ Scorpio in III: You dwell and brood. Youâre introspective and creative. Your creativity is expansive, and it comes from a very vortex-like space inside of youâŚperhaps the same space you associate with your inner void or cause of existential crisis. You keep most of your thoughts locked inside of your mental palace. I think you should unleash them, but you probably think youâll get in trouble. Even simple truths about yourself (or your past) may feel top secret. There is a sense that others cannot be trusted, and you find sanity in the realization that you at least wonât ever actively deceive yourself. You are encouraged to nurture your outlook on life, and you are challenged to make a choice to trust the humanity of others. Carefully curate a divine network of confidants that you allow to know parts of you that you may be ashamed or afraid of, and youâll realize that your shadow is only a silhouette of your strengths. Better yet, youâll find that your weaknesses are strengths too. Sometimes our fears are the sole reason we avoid situations and gravitate toward others. So, when weâre forced to face a situation we fear, our instincts grab any weapon they can find inside of usâŚthat is where courage, bravery, and our inner warrior are all born. Phoenix warrior energy. Youâre comfortable completely molting away from mindsets that feel stagnant. Youâre fine with burning bridges that you already crossed and never desire to cross again. I saw a quote on a t-shirt when I was studying in China that said âMay the bridges I burn light the wayâ â and that gave me Scorpio energy hardcore. You enjoy discussing taboo subjects, and you potentially ponder endlessly about the deeper meaning of things. There is a fixed nature to your sociability that desires extremity and eventual endings. Others likely describe you as intense, but the right others will want to work with your intensity and harness it toward very ambitious projects. Youâre encouraged to accept offers (or opportunities) that come to you in fields like investigative journalism, counseling, and metaphysics. Even just physics in general. Iâm getting imagery of a silence retreatâŚa gathering of silent people. Perhaps find yourself in quietness for an extended period of time. Perhaps detach from the things you feel you cannot live without. Perhaps you are better without. Youâll get what you want because what you want wants you too. When in doubt, ask another question. Abracadabra bitch! <33
âď¸ Sagittarius in III: How funny, I feel like weâve met before. Your connections with others are an elevated element of your life. The people you come in contact with will offer you things, adventures, and philosophies. It is up to you and your discretion to select your pathâŚlike a choose your own adventure game. Games. I feel playfulness is strong in this placement. You likely feel great wisdom and sacredness stems from recreation, dance, humor, and fun. You want others to laugh, and youâre naturally in tune with cosmic themes that are actually quite funny when spoken aloud. Embrace any part of you that is muted, especially any muted goofy parts of you. Your warm and ponderous nature will lead you down paths that astound you and bewilder you. Build off of this default connectedness and alignment and choose a more whimsical, exciting theme for your trajectory. Rather than concern yourself with the workings, whyâs, and howâs of it all, find celebration and acceptance in the chaos. At some point in your life, you will have a chance to risk everything in the name of love. I donât think you should though. UnlessâŚ? Haha, my point isâŚBe spontaneous. Any friends you have must absolutely adore your off-the-cuff mind. Your energy inspires wisdom in others because itâs so open-minded. Itâs like you bring breakthroughs into your life simply through acknowledging thereâs a space for them. Thereâs a space for another adventure. Thereâs a space for a new connection. Thereâs a space for more space. Thereâs a space for a challenge. Thereâs a space for a victory. Thereâs a space for winning lottery numbers. Okay, Iâm getting ahead of myself, but I will concede (and interject)âŚthis is indeed an EXTREMELY LUCKY placement. Subscribe to some superstitions! And yes, continue taking the extra time to find the four-leaf guy. Black cats are good luck btw idc idc idc. Have fun love you bye. 777Â
đ Capricorn in III: Hi, how are you? Iâll try to keep this professional. Youâre likely very big on reputation. Your persona when interacting with others is likely polite, cordial, and perhaps a little distant. Maybe you wish everyone was a little more distant. Youâre far more focused on substantial actions that lead to lasting rewardâŚover more trivial concepts that may bother you like sensitivity or fun. Iâm not calling you boring because itâs a fact that youâre excellent at celebrating, and you absolutely can and DO channel your animalistic nature at the right gatherings. Iâm just saying that usually before you unleash your inner beast, you nourish it for a long time. Youâre keen on strengthening your talents, and you could likely list several objectives youâre working toward at any given moment. You want to cultivate a lasting empire for yourself, and youâre selective about those who can enter your social circle as a result of this. You are resourceful, and you carefully expand your network to open more doors. Youâre a breath of fresh air. You keep it real 100% of the time. In conjunction with this, youâre naturally skeptical, and others may try to label you as negative, but I donât think you are. I think you notice cycles and feel cycles on a physical level. This gives you front-seat previews of the consequences that lie ahead for both you and maybe others sometimes. Collapse may be a fear fo r you, so you develop a structure in the form of constructive routine. You are doing your best when youâre building something, and youâre heavily encouraged to work with large groups and delegate tasks that are not natural to you because youâre meant to focus on the things you find livelihood and joy in. If thereâs one thing I will ask you to not be suspicious ofâŚit is joy. If you join an organization, specifically one that was established lengths of time ago, you will likely encounter prosperous opportunities. I feel like it sounds like a cult or religion when I phrase it like that, but it doesnât have to be. Iâm more-so getting non-profit vibesâŚIâm also sensing thereâs a type of organization you might come up with on your own that doesnât exist yet. Let it grow itself, and concern yourself more with the interpersonal relationships that will surround you comfortably due to your instilled boundaries. If youâre still learning your personal boundaries, I suggest considering or pondering what would make up your best, most ideal type of day. Then do things that make that day happen. My chart is not super earthy so my practical advice may be out of wack, but I hope you succeed, and you definitely have accomplished a lot more than you credit yourself for. So good job and congratulations. Youâre well on your way.Â
đśâđŤď¸ Aquarius in III: This placement is like realizing all of your closest friends are strangers. When I was drafting this post and brainstorming associations for each sign, I only wrote two words for this placement: distant (and) alien. I feel like thatâs so 2012 stereotype buzzword astrology, so Iâm going to try my best to explain myself. This past year, my closest relationships have been with Aquarius individuals. Like, I canât think of a time where I went out and hung out with someone and they werenât an Aquarius. Anyway, needless to say, I honed in on some elements of the energy that I feel are relevant to put in this third house post. One of my observations isâŚobservability. Youâre observational. Your mind is an observatory. You observe your personal interactions closely, but I feel youâre extremely attuned with outer, societal themes. Like, you have a natural sense of whatâs popular and why. You have a clear idea of the most successful strategies people are utilizing to achieve their goals in the current era. You somehow know of interactions that you were never apart of, and you can elaborate on your complex analyses in a way that feels like you just have knowledge of things without having to seek it out. I think thereâs a fine line that this energy walks on because Iâve seen other astrologers interpret Aquarians (or aquarius energy in this case) with having a god complex, but I would call it something else. Maybe Iâd even just flip the wordsâŚ(you know of a) complex god⌠Hell, it could be you (to you), and more power to you if so. But I think high-functioning Aquarius energy is very much cognizant that they are one being among many. Itâs the energy that precedes Pisces (oneness), so itâs the gathering, community building, and blending that occurs before that. Iâm also getting mathematical energy, and that extends to geometry (sacred or otherwise) and numerology as well. I think this energy takes on the role of the divine community member. Tuning into green when a garden is needed, tuning into liquids when thereâs a great thirst, tuning into gentle wind when a fire is kindling. Youâre atmospheric even. Iâm getting imagery of a satellite image of a large amount of land that contains many cities and populations. I think thatâs how zoomed out you can go. I think youâre awesome, and thank you for all the ways you help others.Â
đŞď¸ Pisces in III: [The song Lifeboat by Janet Devlin/ the song Sweet Symphony by Joy Oladokun (feat. Chris Stapleton)] You contain a wandering mind that churns fantasies, cherishes daydreams, and on a good dayâŚsupports you in mustering up just enough attraction/energy to manifest a result that matches the beauty you imagined. Your mental realm is a spiritual grotto of color and sound. You step into other dimensions on command, and you easily recognize the tangible difference a tiny belief can make in the grand scheme of things. So you do, you believe. You believe in music and self-mastery and being different and choosing a new direction and going down memory lane and escaping the battle of young and old and ending up in the circus and learning the tight rope and the importance of safety nets or the thrill of no safety net and there truly is a lesson in everything, isnât there? Perhaps everyday so far has been a good day compared to what will happen tomorrow. Or perhaps you donât even realize your real life hasnât begun yet. PerhapsâŚitâs all a dream! So hereâs some food for thought, and if you donât like the taste, then maybe your subconscious will. Donât drown. Donât internalize bad omens, and donât over-exaggerate the good ones. Donât hate what you donât have. Donât hate what you do have. Donât hate unless you have a good reason to. Donât rely on goodness exclusively. And donât believe everything you read on the internet. Dun dun dunnnn⌠Your interactions with others are probably poetic to some degree. You may catch yourself using combinations of words that shouldnât go together but they do. You can love love, you donât have to associate it with something tangible. You can have joy and not feel joyful. You can be anything you want and still feel nothing even. There are so many hues of human to swim in. Have you ever felt a gentle smile form in a moment where you just knew magic was real? Like, real magic. Magic occurred and you witnessed it. Have you ever had that? Maybe you forgot, maybe you remember. I remember when itâs happened to me too. I bring that up because you frequently cause a very similar gentle smile when you appear in the lives of others. Magical folk like you deserve a prize. The super soul of spacetime prize! Here you go. âł Itâs an hourglass. Have a smashing time, wonderful wanderer. <333
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
âSelfishness has always been demonized, but it is necessary from time to time. Humans arenât some Swiss knife who can divide their bodies for everyone. Boundaries are important. You donât always need to give yourself to everyone 24/7. What an exhausting life that is. Youâll damage your health, sanity, time, and boundaries for always giving your all to everyone just to please them. Instead, give your all to yourself. Donât sacrifice it by bending too much for other people. Just like bones, youâll break if you bend too much.â
â Lady Macabre Beth
as israel baselessly accuses palestinians of mass sexual violence again, i feel the need to remind everyone that white americans also made black and native people out to be animalistic rapists, not because it was true but because they were insanely racist.
this is a textbook colonial tactic that most people are unfortunately oblivious to. this is why looking back at history is important. emmett till is a good place to start if you want to see examples of this tactic.
but letâs also not ignore the countless palestinian men, women, and children who have been sexually abused and assaulted while detained by the iof for decades! their voices are rarely heard and their outcries buried by israel.
Medusa by Baldemar Rivas
Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle