Clouded Leopards Are The Cutest!

hohenheim: *leaves ed and al and doesn’t come back even after trisha dies*

izumi and sig curtis:

Omg Dick makes his own sound effects

Happy Father’s Day to the dads of Fullmetal Alchemist!!!!! Now Part Two! (part one)

Roy Mustang, surrogate father to Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell

Maes Hughes (again), surrogate father to Winry Rockbell, Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric

Scar, surrogate father May/Mei Chang

Riza Hawkeye, surrogate parent to Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell

Team Mustang, surrogate parents to Edward and Alphonse Elric

Alex Louis Armstrong, surrogate parent to Edward and Alphonse Elric

Heinkel and Darius, surrogate fathers to Edward Elric and Ling Yao

And last but not least:

Van Hohenhiem, father to Edward and Alphonse Elric

feel free to add on!!

ed: is kind of quiet

roy: oh fuck oh gd why did you ever let me do this i cant be a dad what do 11 yr olds even eat i need to go

hughes: its midnight i think he’s just tired

Ironhusbands?

wOW okay these got really long and specific lmao (I love me some ironhusbands they are so underappreciated)

Who said “I love you” first

Tony, as he falls asleep the day of his parents funeral when he was drunk. Rhodey didn’t think anything of it because it’s Tony and he always gets super affectionate when he’s drunk and he’s emotional and it probably didn’t mean what he thought it did. Tony never mentioned that night afterwards, so Rhodey thought he didn’t remember. Over the years Tony will say it to him casually, in a seemingly friendly manner and Rhodey will respond in kind. Every time Rhodey sees another tabloid talk about Tony’s recent conquests and  drunken spectacle he’ll think of that night. And the first time Rhodey really tells Tony he loves him is when he’s holding Tony after he woke up from a nightmare of Afganistan, and he keeps saying it and kissing him until Tony stops shaking in his arms.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Both of them would, but they would be really dumb, ugly picutres of each other that would make anyone else go “????” but when they see them they are like “yes this is the love of my life look at how perfect-”

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

They both do. Though, Rhodey’s tend to be more of the cute, romantic kind. He’ll leave little hearts, smily faces, I love you, etc.

Tony will write in the fog but usually what he writes are notes or equations about a project he’d been stuck on for awhile that he had inspiration for while in the shower. Rhodey will shake his head fondly whenever he sees these (and he makes sure JARVIS takes a picture for Tony to look at later)

((on one notible occasion, Tony had drawn a crude, full bodied war machine armor doing finger guns and written “WARMACHINEROX” at the bottom with a winky face. Rhodey will get revenge for this one of these days))

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Whenever Rhodey comes back from deployment he brings Tony all kinds of stupid, touristy souviners. Tony’s favorite is the flamingo pen wearing sunglasses with a pink afro that says “Bon Voyage!” on the base of it. He has no idea where Rhodey even got that monstrocety, but it sits proudly on his desk next to the picture of Jarvis and Ana. (fun fact this is an actual pen my sister bought me when she studied abroad in France in 2011)

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