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Pepper, can’t find Tony in the tower: Iron Man is just a suit and Tony Stark an arrogant, dumb and unworthy Alcoholic!

Steve, from the other room: What the Fuck did you just say?!

Clint, from the ventilation shaft: I interrogated myself better!

Rhodey & Sam, fly through the window: Say that again!

Bucky & Natsha, holding guns: You better run!

Peter Parker, from the top of the fridge: Shut your ignorant mouth!

T'Challa, in Wakanda: I can tell you how worng you are, but in hell they will.

Bruce Wayne, in the DC Universe: Alfret! We have to built a portel and kick someone ass!

Tony himself, liying on the ground: Damn right, sister!

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There is no such thing as an ‘alpha’ in a wolf pack. An early study that coined the term 'alpha wolf’ had only observed unrelated adult wolves living in captivity. In the wild, wolf packs operate more like human families: there’s no defined sense of rank, parents are in charge until kids grow up and start their own families, younger wolves don’t overthrow the 'alpha’ to become the new leader, and social dominance fights are situational. Source Source 2

Ninja Fusion Personalities and other character things +Music

So. For the past few days I’ve been hanging out with friends and in my head and on paper I’ve been brainstorming what fusions of the Ninja (from Ninjago) would be and behave like. I’ll work on the designs later but for right now I just want to share what my ideas are. Feel free to share you’re ideas or add more.

(And just for the sake of time and I don’t want to send my entire day writing this, I’m not going to write fusions including Lloyd, Nya, or Morro. I’m also not going to be talking about fusions with more than two people. Trust me, those will be posts for another day.)

Enjoy my dudes!

Cole / Kai (Lava)

Cracks knuckles every 2 minutes

Obsessed with fighting

Absolutely no chill

Very clumsy

Does this sometimes

Never calls anyone by their real name

Takes everything as a challenge

Talks and laughs really loud

“Who the hell is mercy?”

The only times he ever relaxes are when he’s listening to music

yOU WANNA FUCKING GO BRO?

Weapon: War Scythe (possibly double)

Music theme would definitely be some kind of Trap/Rock music like this.

Cole / Jay (Bruise)

Anxiety

Can either stay together for a very long time, or fall apart after ten minutes go by

Always has a positive thing to say

Laughs at his own jokes

Gamer

Stutters

Sensitive

Still knows his value and is confident in himself

He’s actually kind of like Season 3 Morty almost.

Doesn’t really take anything seriously, but at the same time takes things too seriously

Will go to crazy extremes to make friends happy

Weapon: Kusarigama

Music theme… I’m not sure tbh. It would probably be something like this though.

Cole / Zane (Glacier)

Absolutely loves to dance

Animal lover

Quiet

Humble

Must pet and hug every animal he sees

“Isn’t life just the greatest and most beautiful thing in the world?”

Amazing strategist

Likes to read

Biggest heart

Doesn’t know how to socially interact with people

Weapon: Battle axe

Idk why but I feel like the music theme would be very Electro Swing like. Exactly like this.

Zane / Kai (Oppo)

Peace

Workaholic

Dignified

Barely talks

“Super serious ninja work here. Do not disturb.”

Always looks like they’re about to fight someone

Secretly a big softy

Actually really smart

Doesn’t like parties

Likes to give big lectures about justice and honor

Would sacrifice themselves for literally anything

Weapon: Daggers or knives

Music theme would probably be something played with a lot of Japanese instruments. Like this.

Zane / Jay (Techno)

Honestly the biggest cinnamon roll out of all of them

Surprisingly smol

Comedian

Like seriously. He’s just cracking jokes all the time.

Always smiling

Probably writes in cursive

“Hey I’m just happy to be here!”

Acrobatic

Never swears

Huge f*cking nerd

Weapon: I don’t wanna say yo-yo but yeah. It would be a lot like that.

Music theme would just be 8-bit music. Almost exactly like this.

Jay / Kai (Plasma)

Biggest ego in Ninjago

Has their own Instagram profile

Fashion™

Thinks they’re better than everyone else

Nya protection squad

Likes to brag and show off

Talks like this

Would die for anime

Loves memes

yOU GOT MY OUTFIT DIRTY!!

Checks their hair during a battle to make sure it still looks nice

“Of course it does though, I’m amazing.”

Weapon: c h a i n s a w

I’m not too sure what their theme would be like but something tells me it would have a lot of electric guitars in it like this.

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?” Tony/rhodey

“Oh my god, seriously?” Rhodey groans. “Safety goggles?” 

“Yes,” Tony answers primly. “I wasn’t raised like an animal, Rhodey.” 

“Oh, rich boy?” Rhodey asks. “I saw you come home last night and attack that ramen as if you were eating your last meal as a wild dog. Shut up.” Tony rolls his eyes, still snapping his goggles on. 

“I’m sorry, I’d rather be blinded by something else rather than my lack of knowledge about basic safety procedures, darling dearest.” 

“Can you guys quit flirting and actually get started on your robot?!” Kendra calls from the other side of the room. “Some of us actually ate a good breakfast!” Rhodey flips her off, but takes a pair of goggles. 

“Only because you’re a nerd for safety,” he says. 

“Whatever you say honey,” Tony responds. “Besides, don’t listen to Kendra. We’re already about two weeks ahead of schedule, and I think this one is gonna be awesome.” 

“We already built Dum-E, who you said was going to be awesome, and then he planned a road trip to downtown Boston,” Rhodey snarks. “Real classy, by the way.” 

“You’re the one who gave him a rambunctious personality,” Tony says. “I’m not responsible for that one.” 

“And yet, everyone attributes it to you,” Rhodey says. “Almost like you’re the troublemaker.” 

“You love it,” Tony grins, going in for a quick peck. “I was thinking, they put in a new Indian restaurant, and I met the new owner, and he said we should stop by for date night. They promise the best ever.” 

“You just want an opportunity to tip over a hundred percent.” 

“…correct.” Rhodey rolls his eyes. 

“Sure, babe. Six work okay for you?” 

“Yes!” 

Roy: Ed is not my son.

Hakuro: Edward Elric? What, that moron little kid?

Roy: That's my son, you jackass!

BOI

Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

Epic custody battle for the Elric Brothers. Battle Royale. Free for all. any weapons permitted. To the death.

i can’t believe maes hughes died in the battle