Roy, Running Around Frantically And Holding Up A Picture Of Ed To Strangers On The Street: HAVE YOU SEEN

Is anyone else just really obsessed with the fact that we’re animals but we disassociate ourselves with them?

Like isn’t that so fascinating? The phrase “I’m not some animal!” Is actually a thing but ??? Yes we are! And it’s so fascinating!! Here’s some things to think on:

•We literally have packs. Whether it be family, close friends, friend groups at school, etc. we all need human interaction, and even some of the most introverted people are included in this. People have been known to die from loneliness!

•We all need strong figures to look at and mold ourselves after. lacking a motherly, fatherly, etc. figure can largely impact who a person grows up to be. Without someone to look up to, a child wouldn’t learn useful lessons from them, what’s right and what’s wrong, etc. We rely very heavily on others!!

•We are EXTREMELY territorial. Have you ever thought about this? Signs are placed around fences designed to keep other humans out saying “trespassing will be insert bad thing here” because humans they don’t know aren’t welcome in their land! Even though it’s really not our land, we pay money to “own” it in the eyes of other humans!

•Attraction. With a few exceptions, (hello asexuals! :D) humans experience the desire to mate with others, but not just anyone! While not everything is about looks, they are a contributing factor! For example, ‘skinny’ people are considered attractive because statistically the less fat an individual has, the higher the libido. Biologically, people like this because A) more sex, and B) more offspring, even if you don’t want children! Your body is still designed to want lots of offspring to keep the human race going. Another example is what society claims to be “beautiful.” Shiny, thick, healthy hair is considered pretty because the offspring an individual with this hair would produce will also have lovely, healthy hair! This goes the same for long legs (for running well) and more!

This list could go on absolutely forever! Feel free to reblog and add some more things :)

Pepper, can’t find Tony in the tower: Iron Man is just a suit and Tony Stark an arrogant, dumb and unworthy Alcoholic!

Steve, from the other room: What the Fuck did you just say?!

Clint, from the ventilation shaft: I interrogated myself better!

Rhodey & Sam, fly through the window: Say that again!

Bucky & Natsha, holding guns: You better run!

Peter Parker, from the top of the fridge: Shut your ignorant mouth!

T'Challa, in Wakanda: I can tell you how worng you are, but in hell they will.

Bruce Wayne, in the DC Universe: Alfret! We have to built a portel and kick someone ass!

Tony himself, liying on the ground: Damn right, sister!

Well it’s Team Mustang Week, so let’s start with a little picture collage!

Enjoy!

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fma good for a lot of reasons but especialy because of the family relationships in it. like theres literal blood relations like alphonse and ed that are just the PICTURE of Sibling Devotion & Love & Dedication, and trisha and her kids which i cant get into or i’ll cry, lan fan and fu, roy and madame xmas, the weird awkward shitty but still caring fatherson hohenheim & ed and al thing. and then there’s pretty explicit adopted families with izumi and the elrics (she says her son would have been around ed’s age, its absolutely not a leap to assume that theyre sons to her) and the hugheses and winry (elicia calls her big sister!). and THEN theres ones that arent so explicit but are nevertheless very very true, which comprise like most of the series tbh. mustang & the elrics, scar and mei, the chimera dads & ed and greedling, roy and his 700 adopted sisters. its called brotherhood for a reason. im gay yeehaw

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Here’s something for your soul: Every single time Ed is cold, Roy’s jacket is on him within seconds. Ed doesn’t even get to FINISH the complaint of “its cold/I’m cold” the jacket is already on his shoulders. It’s like a reflex or an instinct. It gets to the point Team Mustang jokes around and says “you might as well just give it to him every time he steps into the office” and flustered Dad Roy™️ is just like “I just don’t want to hear his annoying complaints, okay?!”

I pretty much answer to the philosophy that Ed stole one of Roy’s jackets and drags it around everywhere, and Roy saw that he was happy and warm so he let him keep it and got a new one. Then, SURPRISE! Alphonse gets his body back and g u e s s w h o gets THAT one.

Basically Roy has many jackets and has passed them all onto his sons

I have an idea for an Ironhusbands prompt. There's all these stories about Tony having nightmares and Rhodey comforting him, but what if it was reversed. What if Rhodey has nightmares about not being able to find Tony in IM1, or Tony dying when his house was destroyed in IM3, or something that happened in any of the other Avengers movies or Civil war. And Tony comforts him.

OKAY! Now that I have crawled my way out from under Open Hearts, Open Doors let’s do this! *rubs hands together*

First of all, I’m so excited someone sent me a prompt you have no idea. *vibrates excitedly*

Second of all, iron husbands!

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