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villager: oh those two? the kids who are really interested in alchemy and seem to have latched onto you, barnacle-like? the ones who are the same age your child would have been by now? yeah they dont have any parents

izumi:

Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight

You know what little moment I always liked? Roy mentally scrambling to find an explanation for Ed when Shou Tucker asked for Ed and Al’s secrets. I always thought it was a nice touch. After all if Roy was uncaring as pretended to be, he would have put Ed on the spot instead of trying to cover for him right?

I agree so much with this!!! And yes, I’ve always LOVED that scene too! Roy clearly makes an effort to cover up for Ed, and it’s not even this little, “well, Fullmetal?” Roy has to fight to find the words for it, and Ed is the one to hush him. And I imagine Roy felt a nice little twinge or pride when Ed went and told the truth. 

Thanks for sharing!

Got any headcanons for mamahawk post promised day?

Riza knows Al has a growing list of foods she has made that he wants to eat, so she brings dishes to the hospital for him to eat once he is able to eat solid foods.

After they arrive home, she calls every couple of weeks to check up on them and to make sure they’re both doing well as they continue to heal.

She is the first person Ed calls to tell about his engagement to Winry. It’s only fit seeing how he realized he was in love with her after Riza mentioned it.

She is a big part of Edward and Winry’s wedding, helping them organize it and helping set up when the big day comes. She doesn’t stand in it, but she has a front row seat. She does steal a dance with Ed, though, and it’s very similar to a mother and groom dance. 

She visits the Elric-Rockbell household at least 2 times per year, more if there is a special event (such as birthdays) going on.

Riza is there when Winry gives birth to their first child and she stays with them for two weeks after her discharge from the hospital to help them out with the baby. They can’t help but notice during that time how well she does with children of all ages.

The Edwin kids are constantly in a toss-up, alternating between referring to her as their aunt and thinking of her as a grandmother-like figure because of the way she treats Ed and Uncle Al.

Alphonse visits her for tea every time he is in Central. He isn’t able to always call ahead so she always has his favorite teas on-hand.

The Elrics send her flowers every Mother’s Day, and once their kids are older they do the same. Over time, she ends up with a garden in her apartment once per year.

Ed at age 40: What do you MEAN I can't be cuddled by my dads anymore what am I, an adult???

Jason: I like big butts and I cannot lie, no other brother can deny-

Tim: For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!

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The au you never knew you wanted:

Suburban Batfam

Batfam goes undercover to infiltrate the community of a suburban neighbourhood in hopes of discovering a secret society

Everyone (mainly Tim and Dami) argue over who gets the biggest room

Bruce gets it because it’s the master suite

When the fam moves in, their next-door neighbours give them cookies

The neighbours seem a little too nice, so nobody touches them at first

Except for Tim, who wasn’t there when it happened

He thought Damian was a little too eager when he offered some to him, but he ate them anyway

“Why are you eating the cookies? I thought you said they were too suspicious.”

“I offered them to Drake the other day and he hasn’t keeled over yet, so I deduced that they were safe for consumption.”

The neighbours across the street are very nosey and (in damian’s opinion) ask too many questions

He’s as suspicious of them as they are curious about the batfam

When asked about why their dad isn’t seen much, the boys shrug and say that he works the night shift and saves lives

Damian feeds all of the neighbourhood cats, strays or otherwise.

He slowly amasses an army of cats

Selina approves of it. Bruce? Not so much.

He still pays for the cat food though

Jason acquires a dog somehow

Dick feels like he takes better care of it and that it should be his

Tim disagrees

It’s still up for debate

Damian eventually convinces Bruce to let him bring Titus over as well

Duke and the girls come over every other weekend for family night

They receive noise complaints every time

Due to a fight between Dami and Tim, the tv is broken and mario kart is officially banned from the house

One of Damian’s cats has a litter of kittens and everyone secretly thinks they’re adorable (except Dick, who readily says it to anyone who will listen)

Jason sneaks off to play with them when nobody’s looking

Bruce is no better

Nobody really knows how to cook except for Dick

It’s more like he can boil things and use the oven without catching anything on fire, but still

Jay can too, but nobody needs to know that

And maybe Bruce, but he’s too busy to cook

Dami can only cook eggs

He tries

Alfred visits every now and then to make sure nobody’s burnt down the house and drops off various sweets

His consideration is greatly appreciated

Tim isn’t allowed anywhere near the oven since the 2nd time he caught it on fire

Tim befriends a group of moms and speed walks with them every morning to hear about the latest gossip

Sometimes it helps with the investigation

Sometimes there are rumours about Bruce

Sometimes they’re true

Tim laughs them off while internally freaking out

“Did you hear?” -Kelly

“Hear what?” -Janet

“There’s a rumour going around that *Bruce Wayne* is living in our neighbourhood.” -Kelly

“No way!” -Janet

“Yes way!“ -Kelly

"Heheheh, what a crazy rumour, right? There’s *no way* somebody like Bruce would move to our modest neighbourhood.” -Tim, sweating nervously

They were invited to a cook-out pool party once.

Somehow, Jason caught the pool on fire

Never again were they invited to such an occasion.

Everybody keeps forgetting that Alfred isn’t around and consequently, forget to do chores

One time the dishes piled up so high, they collapsed on poor Damian

Bruce had to devise a chore chart to make sure everybody did their part in keeping the house relatively nice looking

Dick dog sat for one of their neighbours once and their daughter watched him through their security cameras.

She has a crush on him now & is a little stalker-y.