Epic... Rap Battles Of History..... Puppy .......................versus..................... Kitty.........................

eat when you’re hungry,

rest when you’re tired.

you don’t need to “earn it”

i gotta share dis cause ‘s true. i gotta spread it.... li ... yea i was gonna make a joke there but i’ll leave it be.

Your Icon Says A Lot About You- homestuck edition lol

john- likely a john kinnie and johndave stan. generally wholesome content on your blog, has a pretty solid water/sky aesthetic going on.

jade- number one jade stan. you constantly talk about jade and how she deserved better. definitely your favorite character. you also love john and aradia.

rose- rare presence, but good when came across. blog is either all shitposts or all aesthetic. lesbian.

dave- almost always dave kin. has a red blog theme, and lohac is your header. doesn’t have links, lists all info in desc like men.

jane- in the same boat as jade. nothing but appreciation for this gal. you either stan all the alpha kids or you hate jake and dirk, no in between. posts a lot about body positivity and real world issues.

jake- kinnie.

roxy- extremely kind and has a lot of love for most of the homestuck cast. normally has a pink blog theme and posts a lot about cats. really disorganized blog and everything is kind of ugly but we love you anyways.

dirk- probably kins hal. either really wholesome or completely debauched on main. definitely horny for dirk.

hal- honestly this one is so rare that i have no intel on hal icons.

aradia- blessed. absolved of all sins. loves every single megido and wants them to be happy in life and death. entire blog is centered around aradia.

tavros- has an inordinate amount of love for tavros. y'all see tavros and be like *motherly instincts kick in*. normally ships davetav.

sollux- literally gives no shits about anything. short fucking bio, no links, no about. normally bee themed. loves aradia. almost always kinnie.

karkat- kinnie. no questions. if you have a karkat icon, you kin karkat. probably yells a lot, normally very sweet just excitable. very all over the place.

nepeta- either a nepeta appreciation blog or a discourse blog. loves meowrails. your entire blog is just reblogs of nepeta and meowrails art.

kanaya- has good reading comprehension. “do no harm but take no shit”. see rose RE: lesbian.

terezi: absolutely feral. completely unhinged. blog theme is ugly and eye strainy. blog is 100% shitposts.

vriska: “vriska did nothing wrong”. loves vrisrezi. toss up between nicest person you’ll ever meet or the bitchiest. blog is normally vriska centric. probably goes by the name vriska.

equius: extremely rare, but normally kinnie. extemely dedicated to nepeta and meowrails. surprising lack of horses.

gamzee: super nice and lovely. really misses pre murderstuck and wishes gamzee got better. normally people who project a lot onto gamzee/relate to him.

eridan: always bastards. i have never met a person with an eridan icon who was never a bastard. thinks eridan is misunderstood. either hates feferi or tries to make it up to her somehow.

feferi- just on their merry way. normally an art blog or just someone who draws. loves seadwellers in general. has a cutesy aesthetic.

damara- weeaboo.

rufioh- gay and also horny for rufioh. draws him like a bear.

mituna- almost always autistic and projects onto mituna. hates that he’s a big giant ableist stereotype but loves him anyways. mituna is their favorite character in homestuck. normally kinnie.

kankri- kinnie. 22 year old. legitimately into social justice and makes fun of kankri 24/7.

meulin- sees the good in the world. very nice, loves cats. normally a kinnie. most of the time they’re HOH/deaf/mute and love to see that meulin is as well. kind of aggressive sometimes.

porrim- posts about real world issues a lot and their blog is mainly stuff about issues in the lgbt community as well as pride stuff. very kind, tries to donate to people when they can. see rose and kanaya RE: lesbian.

latula- fucking in love with latula. way into the gamr grl aesthetic. likes to act and speak like latula either because they admire her a lot or they’re a kinnie. they either resonate deeply with latula’s mental health issues or ignore them completely.

aranea- either extremely mean or extremely nice. they 100% know that aranea is a bastard and frequently clowns on her but she’s one of their favorite characters.

horuss- always weird. people with horuss icons are just. it’s like they channel the energies of horuss to be creepy as fuck.

kurloz- normally just really likes his aesthetic and thinks he’s cool looking. probably has a theme to match it. loves all juggalos, also a clown fucker.

cronus- fucking loves cronus so damn much and yet everytime you think of him you get an aneurysm because he just sucks so bad. normally very sweet people, but they’re stuck in purgatory.

meenah- ROWDY. you have diagnosed rowdy boy disease. likes to emulate meenah and put some fish puns in your speech. uses 38) emojis. normally has a theme to match.

calliope- 100% pure but also a bastard. jokingly mean to their friends. has an extreme amount of love for calliope and wants nothing but the best for her. ships janeroxycallie.

caliborn- absolute bastard and completely horny on main. kinda stubid but generally pretty nice. caliborn is their favorite character.

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

a damn masterpiece ;-) thanks for the meal chief!

yoohoo

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

saint bernard sits at the

TOP OF THE DRIVEWAY

you always said how you love

DOOOOGGSS

i only caught sahcon right at the end but i managed to draw a little something on three of the aggie boards :D

if anyone else drew on the boards is seeing this please interact i wanna follow you rn because youre all so cool and talented

duck strider you are the only motherfucker who understands me

assorted saltydkdan fanart from the dead bird app, only made an account there to post this junk during streams haha. uhh i dunno if i still dig most of it cause it’s pretty old, but i haven’t done much digital drawing since so i can’t compare.. really gotta get back into the swing of things soon!

the world needs to see this tweet