Does Anyone Wanna Hold Hands Until We Feel A Little Braver

bored af in ancient china and then they invent wine for the first time in history. feeling pretty swag. chilling there for like 7,800 years drinking wine and then the tang dynasty rolls around and they invent fireworks and playing cards. now my life can begin

Pokémon Asks

Pokédex: Your perfect/favorite team

Exp. Share: Your first Pokémon game & when you played it

Lucky Egg: Your gym theme/team

Premier Ball: Favorite Gen I Pokémon

Pokéball: Favorite Gen II Pokémon

Great Ball: Favorite Gen III Pokémon

Cherish Ball: Favorite Gen IV Pokémon

Friend Ball: Favorite Gen V Pokémon

Luxury Ball: Favorite Gen VI Pokémon

Moon Ball: Favorite Gen VII Pokémon

Ultra Ball: Favorite Pseudo-legendary(ies)

Master Ball: Favorite Legendary(ies)

Apricorn: Favorite Fossil Pokémon

Bug Buzz: Favorite Bug type(s)

Dark Pulse: Favorite Dark type(s)

Draco Meteor: Favorite Dragon types(s)

Volt Switch: Favorite Electric types(s)

Moonblast: Favorite Fairy types(s)

Close Combat: Favorite Fighting types(s)

Flamethrower: Favorite Fire types(s)

Aerial Ace: Favorite Flying types(s)

Shadow Ball: Favorite Ghost types(s)

Razor Leaf: Favorite Grass types(s)

Earthquake: Favorite Ground types(s)

Powder Snow: Favorite Ice types(s)

Extreme Speed: Favorite Normal types(s)

Venoshock: Favorite Poison types(s)

Extrasensory: Favorite Psychic types(s)

Power Gem: Favorite Rock types(s)

Gyro Ball: Favorite Steel types(s)

Hydro Pump: Favorite Water types(s)

Funniest part about people redrawing my picture with the glue traps is like. They’re putting their special guys in it. When I made Dobby Dying In A Glue Trap I did it because I hate Dobby and think he sucks ass. It was a form of catharsis

PKMN tags for my Patreon members

Spicebush Swallowtail Butterfly Wing by Darrell Gulin

is anyone else getting NO OTHER ads except for the just like heaven fest. what is that. i don’t give a fuck

pls i cannot get undertale off of my mind

this is based on the post-pacifist route where toriel asks sans to interpret her texts but he just types stupid shit like this. it made me laugh i love the little easily missed interactions like that

y’know. that part

gabriel: ok so where is the antichrist

crowley and aziraphale: