༻ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝

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literally fucking sobbing and crying rn because of the lack of bertholdt writing on this site 💔 any headcanons w/ him would be greatly appreciated!! maybe some of the other aot boys too (sfw or nsfw i’ll take whateva)

♡ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 

♡ ft. eren, jean, connie, reiner, bertholdt

♡ warning: contains a bunch of random/silly shit and explicit content (mdni)!! edging, dacryphilia, knife play, anal, choking, hair pulling, unprotected sex/creampies, oral, masochism, face slapping

I JUST NEED TO SAY THANK YOU TO WHOEVER SENT ME THIS!! someone finally said it 😩 bertholdt needs more attention and im here to serve <3 i couldnt help but add the other boys and some nsfw … oops 🧍🏼‍♀️

BERTHOLDT

• always has this cute, kinda nervous half smile around everyone. but whenever he sees you, he gets this giant, adorably bright grin!!! it’s like he saves it just for your eyes <3

• sends you good morning and good night texts, along with random voice messages throughout the day

• the voice messages can be about the most random things, but they’re SO funny 😭

• one time you got an audio from him where he was whisper-yelling into the speaker, his voice all distressed

“i was at a stoplight with my windows down, playing music, and some old guy started waving and stuff, like dancing to it?? so i smiled at him and turned the volume up, BUT THEN I REALIZED HE WAS BLIND AND LOOKING FOR THE CROSSWALK—“

• sings to himself when he’s alone. it’s either about what he’s doing at the moment or just some random "la la la"-ing. does it quietly and with the softest voice ever. ANGELIC.

• he watches you get ready as if it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever seen. he stands at the bathroom door like 🧍🏻

• THIS IS HIM PLEASEEEE

• the more excited bertholdt gets about something he’s talking about, the more he “talks” with his hands. LOTS of arm gestures and body movement!! he might accidentally hit someone in the face with his elbow if they’re walking by LMAO

• holds open doors, pushes in your chair after you sit, and tries to never let you pay for anything. if you reach for your wallet at a restaurant, this man is nearly falling out of his seat trying to stop you. bertholdt tries to chill out because he doesn’t want to come off as overbearing, but he just wants to service you 😭

• carries ponytail elastics in his pocket or backpack in case you need one. he pulls them out at the most opportune moments like a magician 🪄

• when he hears something that confuses him, he'll stick out his bottom lip and it looks like he's pouting. he’s honestly just thinking really hard

• sits on the couch with a pillow in his lap or in his arms. it looks super cute ngl. this giant man hunched over a small throw pillow and just coddling it

• when you lean against his shoulder, he leans back

• cries over the sad ASPCA commercials </3 whenever the song “in the arms of an angel” starts playing, his eyes automatically tear up

• bertholdt is extremely cautious when making turns that expose your side of the car to oncoming traffic. he whips his head around at least 5 times to make sure no one is about to run a red light. he’s like 👀

• loves to give manicures for some reason! he’ll 100% paint your fingernails if you let him. it’s so relaxing to him!

• bertholdt just thinks your hands are really pretty 😌 not to mention they’re so small compared to his and he loves it seeing the size difference!! it makes him melt omg

• when you refuse to kiss him, he gives you these sad puppy dog eyes and bites his lip like a child would if they were in trouble. it’s the CUTEST most irresistible expression ever and he KNOWS it

• always instagramming his meals because he’s so enthusiastic about them. it might sound weird but it’s actually the most adorable thing ever whenever he does it!! he gets so excited

• snorts a little when he laughs really hard

• gets hot and bothered when you stand up for him. seeing you take the initiative like that — rare or not — just gets him going for some reason 😭

• a switch, but soft dom a lot of the time!! although, on some special occasions, he can get a little more carried away

• has the most lovely happy trail 🤤 it accentuates the sharp v-line of his hips, and he’s a little self-conscious about it — but seeing you kiss your way down it before giving him head helps him feel a bit better

• wants to try anal really bad but poor boy is super scared to ask, so he keeps it to himself :(

• gets stuck between two mindsets. he goes from “she is the most perfect person ive ever seen and i want to keep her happy and safe" to "she's such a dirty slut who deserves to be fucked nonstop and i need to see her cry pretty little tears”

• won’t tell you he has a crying kink though 🙄

• LOVES HAVING HIS CUM ON YOUR FACE. whenever you suck him off, bertholdt slips his dick from your mouth to coat your cheeks with his seed. he makes sure to swipe the tip of his cock against your face, making sure to spread his cum until it’s just a shiny film on your skin <3

• when bertholdt has a bad day or is extremely stressed — be careful when you tell him he can be rough with you, because you’re going to get more than you bargained for

• your smaller body is no match for him, so bertholdt can flip you into different positions with ease. he mounts you and pushes into your cunt violently, moaning at your cries and muffled whines, knowing that your stomach has to be bulging from the sheer size of his cock

• stuffs your cunt until his dick is completely swallowed up, pressed tightly against your cervix — watching you struggle to take it all sets bertholdt off. he feels so bad, so dirty for thinking that, but he can’t help it 💔

• his oral fixation is OFF THE CHARTS. when you let out pitiful cries and whines, bertholdt gently grabs your jaw and pushes two fingers into your mouth

• he loves watching your drool dribble down your chin and his knuckles; it keeps you from being too loud as he stretches you out, cock slipping inside of your warm, sloppy cunt and filling every last piece of space inside you

• mommy kink, but y’all already knew that.

• you’re just so hot and ready for him that he can’t resist abusing your pussy every once and awhile 😌

• the next day you’re like 👩‍🦽 where’s my handicap parking space

• when bertholdt subs, he’s an obedient sweetie pie!!

• literally the definition of a pretty drooly boy who will do just about anything for you without hesitation <3

EREN

• he waves at random people while driving just to see if they'll wave back. he insults them if they don't

• “fucking crusty bitch, that’s why your wife doesn’t love your baldheaded ass”

• uses his laptop keyboard as a plate for chips sometimes. he knows it’s bad and doesn't care 🙄

• he saw you paint your fingernails once and said it was pointless because the polish would chip off … but then you wake up the next day and catch him at the kitchen table like 💅🏻

• HE’S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THIS WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT

• gets addicted to painting his nails black after that … the hypocrisy ✋

• when he’s leaving work or wherever he’s been, he texts you that he’s on his way home and asks if you need anything!!

• when you two sleep in the same bed, eren needs to be touching you in some way. if you try to scoot away from his grasp, he moans, moves over, and proceeds to cuddle you. literally can’t sleep without feeling you next to him

• NOT A MORNING PERSON

• if you try to wake him up, he mumbles “fight me” before pulling you back into bed. it always ends up in a wrestling match

• sends you hardcore porn and says “me and u <3”

• uses hello kitty bandaids. don’t ask

• gets overwhelmed with so much love and emotion for you sometimes and doesnt know how to handle it?? so he just… kinda thinks about you all day and imagines what your wedding would be like

• eren is actually a very kind and loving person — this man cares about the people around him beyond belief. he just makes so many sarcastic remarks and rude jokes that he comes across as a bitch 💀

• has a “good luck condom” in his wallet and refuses to take it out

• sends you super long texts of all of his random thoughts in the middle of the night for you to wake up to

• “just found out babies don’t have kneecaps wtf 💀 ok goodnight”

• “flushed away” is one of his favorite movies because he thinks the female rat is hot

• acts utterly surprised and amazed whenever he sees you naked. sometimes he pretends to faint for no reason 😐

• smiles with his eyes before his mouth. its so obvious when he’s about to give one of those giant smirks because his eyes crinkle at the corners a bit and they look so happy!!

• you turn him on so much one day that he makes a thirsty tumblr post about it. it gets like 5,000 reblogs from how nasty it is 👩🏼‍🦯

 • the first time you tried to ride him, eren orgasmed the second he bottomed out. you both just stared at each other in awe. the pussy was that good ig 😩 (he refused to try again for months out of embarrassment lmao)

• won’t sub very often, but when he does, he’s the biggest brat in the bedroom. pretty interesting to hear lots of teasing come from somebody who falls apart whenever you shove your fingers down his throat

• thinks that women should be edged and have multiple orgasms at least once a day. definitely wants to apply that belief to you

• daydreams of having you between his legs and slowly jerking him off <3

• maid costume kink. end of story.

• there’s nothing eren loves more than picking you up and bouncing you on his dick like a doll, right until you can’t form coherent words. seeing you get dumb from his cock … yeah, he’s weak at the knees

• though he can be soft sometimes, eren likes initiating sex with more aggressive movements — not feather-light or fleeting touches. it just doesn’t get the desperation of the situation across as well

• he wants to simply shove a hand up your shirt or down your pants, press his fingers into the flesh of your thighs and then grab at your cunt, more rough than typical sexual advances

• eren likes it when you rake your fingernails down his back, making him hiss between his teeth. and then, right after, he gives you the most predatory smile as he pounds into your cunt even harder

• because maybe if he keeps fucking you like this — forcing every last orgasm out of you — you'll dig your nails even deeper into his skin and properly feed into his masochism

• face slapping is also a secret indulgence of his. he doesn’t want to do it on you though; he wants it to be done on him 😳

• when eren starts getting rowdy, feel free to slap him across the face. it’s almost funny how quick it shuts him up. he just smiles at you after, satisfied and giddy, before calling you all sorts of derogatory names. slap him around as much as you want, because he loves it

• the sharp sting of pain paired with your pussy sucking in his cock — he’s in heaven

• in fact, eren just loves your pussy

• he can’t get enough of it. the way it rubs his cock — the inside of it velvety smooth, paired with the spongy texture of your g-spot — fuck, he loses his mind

• it grips the tip of his dick so nicely, stimulating the nerves there and making him toss his head back, leaving his jaw open and brain whirling

• honestly, if eren had less self-control, he’d be a drooling mess. he’s definitely pussy-whipped

JEAN

• his resting bitch face is constant. no doubt about it. i feel like it would kind of be funny though, like he looks so deadpan sometimes

• you tell him to stop looking at you like that and he’s like “🤨 this is my face”

• im sorry to say it but we all know this man has dry humor

• gets infuriated when he washes a spoon and the water splashes back on him. has to leave the room to calm himself down

• he got banned from tiktok after posting a video of connie falling off a hoverboard and busting his ass. he’s held a grudge against the app ever since

• can’t help but smile a tiny bit when you both make eye contact. he gets embarrassed though and whips his head away at the speed of light 🙄 you have to tell him to stop being a lil bitch

• runs away from lush employees at the mall so they don’t tell him what every soap does

• always says he understands why the grinch wanted to live alone with his dog 🧍🏼‍♀️

• jean likes it when you fix his bedhead — because his mullet can look like a nest when he wakes up — but pretends it annoys him, telling you to stop doting on him. still, when you look up at him and see the tiniest little quirk of his lips… you know he’s lyin ✋

• one time during the night, you stole all the bed sheets and left jean without any. when you woke up, this man was shivering with half of his body in a pillowcase LMAOO

• HE WAS LIKE

• poor guy wasn’t living, he was SURVIVING

• somehow knows your menstrual cycle better than you do. when you start, jean pulls up with the pads and tampons. you ask him how he knew and this man just shrugs, putting on that disinterested façade … truly an enigma

• HATES KAHOOT WITH A BURNING PASSION. the bright red screen after you get a question wrong fills him with rage. he doesn’t want the people behind him to think he’s a fucking idiot

• he’s one of the top students in his graduating class though, so 💅🏻

• a morning person. a lot of the time, he’ll be awake before you. he perks up a little when he notices your eyes open, and can’t help but let out a dramatic sigh. “there she is”

• has a tongue piercing 😏

• dislikes public displays of affection and prefers to do everything — besides hand holding — behind closed doors. sometimes he will steal a kiss from you in the store though because you’re just too irresistible!! your lips are one of his biggest weaknesses </3

• in private? jean is 100% a kiss fiend. he’s always finding reasons to peck you on the lips or jaw. not to mention how heated they tend to get… yeah, he’s also a make-out junkie

• jean might not seem like it, but he tends to get distracted when he’s doing a task he’s not interested in

• you’ll see him doing some online schoolwork, leave the room for ten minutes, and come back to him watching “top 10 unexplained ocean mysteries” on youtube

• CHEMISTRY IS BORING OKAY

• sends you pics of the grass when it’s super green because he thinks you’ll like it for some reason

• jean’s favorite way of cuddling is when he’s lying on his back with you right beside him, resting your head on his chest. one of his hands need to mess absentmindedly with your hair, and he always tangles your legs with his. don’t take them away because he will COMPLAIN

• jean got his tongue piercing without telling you — and you only realize it when he eats you out one day. it’s a wonderful surprise to say the least 💫

• whenever you offer him oral, jean rubs your face against his clothed cock before making you suck the head through the fabric, licking and pressing into it even harder until you're desperate to taste him

• and how can he say no? after all, his favorite thing is using your throat like a cocksleeve, like his personal little fleshlight

• jean tries not to push your head when you suck him off — he doesn’t want to gag you — but his cockhead feels so good when it touches the back of your throat, and he just has to experience that shock of pleasure again. so he uses a hand to push you down until your nose touches his pelvis. you can feel his dick so deep into your throat that tears start to drip down your face, and the image has him shaking

• if jean’s feeling a little nice, he’ll rest his heavy cock on your tongue while you fuck yourself with a dildo that's suctioned to the wall

• enjoys giving oral too; jean isn’t much of a people pleaser and doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of him. but when it comes to you, your pleasure is one of the first things on his mind. so in order to treat you — and only you — eating your cunt is imperative to him <3

• not to mention that jean loves every aspect of it. he melts at the feeling of his tongue on your clit, circling and flicking against it, messing with the hood. he makes sure to absolutely abuse your sweet little bud, closing his lips around it and sucking until you’re close to cumming in just a few minutes. he lets one of his fingers do swirls inside your pussy the entire time, laughing breathily against your clit when you sob out his name and try to rock against his face

• not only does jean like cumming in you, but he likes cumming on you. your face, chest, stomach, thighs — wherever. but his favorite place is right on your pussy

• jean can’t explain it, but something is so hot about it: shooting his cum right against your cunt, not even trying to stuff his cock into your hole first — the thick strings dripping down your clit and sliding in between your folds, getting you all filthy

• he uses the head of his cock to smear the remnants around your opening, lubing it all up until it’s clenching around nothing but his cum

• jean gets hard again in like 2 seconds 💀

• okay, i know everyone depicts this man as a dom, but catch him on a good day and you might be able to change his mind

• not on purpose, of course SMH. jean will start out being on top and acting all tough, but when you manage to take control by pinning him down and grinding against him … oh, how the tables have turned 😈

• edge him and he becomes a rutting mess, panting like a bitch in heat as he moves his hips back and forth, humping his cock into your hand without a thought in his stupid, empty brain

• has a firm hold on your shoulders when you pry your fingers away from his dick, and he just whines in frustration

• the sound makes your pussy go 💢💢💢 DEADASS

• jean also likes having his hair pulled while he sucks on your tits. i mean, it’s long and grown-out for a reason, right? why not tug on it and get his cock a little harder?

REINER

• sweet, sweet man whose love language is physical touch

• tries not to be clingy, but he thrives on physical affection. always likes to have a hand on you. he’ll rest a palm on your leg when you’re watching a movie, or put an arm around you doing pretty much anything else. when walking in public, he likes to have a hand on your lower back or your fingers brushing against one another

• holds your hand while he’s driving. no idea if he even realizes it, but he rubs lil soothing circles onto your knuckles with his thumb

• okay, i know he’s tall and broad so he might not look it, but reiner is such a cuddle bug. he cant get enough of cuddling, EVER

• reiner likes to wipe away your "eye crusties"/“sleep crust” or whatever you prefer to call it. the first thing he does when you wake up in the morning is make you close your eyes so he can gently swipe both thumbs along the inner corners

• lowkey gets irritated if you wipe them away yourself 🧍🏼‍♀️

• one time he tried to get rid of a boner by thinking of two guys kissing but got harder instead

• when reiner was a kid, he was at a party with pieck, bertholdt, porco, and marcel. they were all playing truth or dare when porco dared him to go home. the cringy memory still haunts him

• mentions how scary being a baby must be because you can fall asleep in a crib and then wake up at walmart

• not an early bird or a night owl. he’s just in a permanent state of exhaustion 😁

• the side of his neck is extremely ticklish, and every time you kiss him there, he leans his head into it a bit with a smile because your breath is tickling him

• has the biggest soft spot for animals. don’t take him to the shelter with you because he’ll want to take every cat and dog home with him

• doesn’t laugh often. he usually chuckles softly or exhales a sharp puff of air through his nose whenever he finds something funny. but when he does laugh, OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT. LITERAL MAGIC TO THE EARS — it’s deep, a little rumbly, but still so musical. it could eradicate covid and end world hunger

• films stupid tiktok videos like this with you

• gets embarrassed buying condoms so he goes through self-checkout 😭

• sometimes pulls you into him and slow dances with you while you’re both alone in the house, humming a tune and swaying back and forth <3

• very insecure. not the person to be like “im gonna control you around other men/women because you’ll like them better than me” type of insecure, but more just like… he hates himself. so he doesn’t know how to take compliments :(

• whenever you call him perfect or handsome, reiner’s face flushes, and he gets a little awkward — he fidgets a little and struggles to look you in the face, but it’s so cute!! even though he doesn’t know how to accept it, his eyes are sparkling with SO MUCH LOVE and he wants to murmur thousands of thank yous

• lets you press your cold toes and hands against him to warm them up. if that’s not love idk what is

• always bites his lower lip to suppress his groans. it makes him look so pathetic and innocent

• whispers a soft “oh fuck" whenever he’s about to cum

• doesn’t dom all the time, but when he does, he’s so passionate about it. reiner is completely focused on getting you dripping wet to the point where he’s able to push inside you without any sort of resistance holding him back

• has an affinity for LOUD nasty sex. the type where all you can hear are moans and whines, the squelching of a dripping pussy being plowed into, and the bedframe hitting the wall. can’t get enough of it. the more perverted sounding, the better

• KNIFE PLAY KINK.

• loves to pin your arms above your head as he fucks you in missionary

• one of his worst fears is hurting you, so reiner won’t be rough in bed unless you ask for it. but if you do… LORD HAVE MURTHY 👵 👓 🤏

• he tosses you onto the bed, immediately crawling on top to give you a violent, bruising kiss. marks up every part of your body with hickies and swipes of his tongue. when you try to run a hand through his hair, he pushes it away and pins it down. it’s his “no touching” rule

• reiner is strong as hell, so he can manhandle you into any position without an issue. sometimes he’ll throw you around a little aggressively, but he always apologizes for it <3

• g-spot orgasms are hard to achieve, but reiner draws them from you so easily. his fingers actually make you cum faster than a vibrator would. it’s one of his talents ✨

• and the actual fucking? get ready, because that was just the foreplay 🥴

• this man pushes as deep inside as he can go and grinds your hips together as hard as possible. reiner doesn’t half-ass rough sex; he fucks you in earnest as you cry and whine, struggling to take him, but loving it so so much

• in doggy style, sometimes he’ll put a hand on the back of your neck to keep your head down, pressing your cheek into the mattress. once you’re a begging mess and close to cumming, he grabs you by the hair — with just the perfect amount of roughness — and cranes your head back to make you watch the way his cock pushes in and out of you

• it’s so funny though because he’s a man of duality. he can go from being rough to a brainless little fucktoy. his subby side? so soft and whiny and needy

• reiner has nipple piercings and they’re extremely sensitive. this makes nipple play secretly one of his favorite things

• he’s a little hesitant to admit that, considering the whole feminization of the kink … don’t judge him </3

• you have no idea how much he loves it when you run your tongue over them to feel the cold metal. his body literally shakes and he has to clench his fists to keep himself from writhing too much

• can cum from only his nipples being touched

• degradation kink!! god, reiner can hardly control himself when you call him your “stupid slut” or a “pathetic whore”

• it’s not well established, but reiner has lots of kinks. isayama told me

• reiner always keeps a bottle of advil on hand because sometimes he gets too carried away and your cervix hurts afterward LMAO

• poor guy feels SO bad, but don’t worry, you’re treated to plenty of kisses and orgasms to help with the pain <3

CONNIE

• NOT SUBTLE AT ALL. you can say “don’t look, but that guy over there—" and SWOOP, connie’s head flings back and he stares the person straight in the face

• THIS IS HIM

• it’s on purpose too 😐 he knows damn well it’s not necessary

• STICKS HIS FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU YAWN JUST TO RUIN IT.

• has the best laugh!! it’s so contagious. but when connie thinks something is really funny?? he cackles like a witch. sometimes it sounds like he’s 2 milliseconds away from getting on a broom stick 🧙 ITS GOOFY

• sometimes he’ll pretend to drop an invisible pair of glasses, and then when he bends down to “pick them up,” he starts twerking

• “jinkies!!! i dropped my glasses… and this fat ass.”

• he also pulls his pants up to his ribcage and tucks his shirt in so he looks like an 80 year old man 👴

• eats handfuls of grated parmesan cheese and makes his animal crackers fight to decide which one will spared

• has at least 15 internet tabs open at all times. straight chaos. his laptop is begging for mercy

• bites you for no reason??? you could be doing homework or something and all of a sudden he’s sneaking in from behind and biting your shoulder

• devours salt and vinegar chips until his tongue hurts. you have to listen to him complain about it until his tastebuds heal

• EVERY TIME connie farts, he looks around like he’s scared and then does an impression of this girl word-for-word

• “did you guys hear that? 😟 im scared 😰 i don’t know what was that guys and i didn’t do that—” KNOWING DAMN WELL HE DID IT

• connie will bark out of nowhere and look at you like his heart is broken until you bark back

• a total lovebug … chaotic, but a lovebug nonetheless!!

• demands kisses all the time. says he thrives off them

• speaking of kisses, connie LOVES giving them!! whenever he gets home from work, he drops all his shit just to grab your cheeks in both of his hands and kiss every inch of your face <3

• always gives you his hoodies to wear. he just likes sharing, okay?? 🙄

• likes holding hands. likes holding hands. likes holding hands. likes holding ha—

• BELIEVE IT OR NOT… connie is a hard dom. HEAR ME OUT 😤

• yes, he’s funny, silly, and has the sense of humor of a baguette. but it makes that personality switch in the bedroom so much more alluring

• connie goes from acting like a total idiot to staring at you with this wicked lopsided grin, shoving you onto the bed and making a show of unlooping his belt

• it’s kinda mean too, because he unbuckles it slowly — just to make you think you have time to apologize for being a brat earlier

• but in reality? connie has already made up his mind. so don’t look confused when he whips his dick out and orders you to kneel at his feet, his tongue running along his front teeth and his dimples showing out of delight

• and connie is such a dick, because he’ll purposely provoke and tease you — waiting until you say something bratty

• his reason for doing so? he now has an excuse to shove your pretty little face up against the wall and force his fat cock into your drippy pussy, punishing your hole while groaning at your pathetic whines

• his movements are always sharp and hasty as he bends you over, pushing deep into you and pumping a good amount of his pre-cum into that perfect pussy — along with a thick load of his seed

• cums a whole bunch too <3

• makes you thank him afterwards 😌

• connie is just so dirty. he wants the nastiest things; wants his fingers wrapped around your neck as he slips into you, wants to watch your face screw up when you let out a strangled cry. wants to shove his fingers into your mouth when your jaw falls half-open during a particularly hard thrust. he wants to leave you bruised, wants you to climax so many times that your pussy is swollen and beat up

• also… edging king 💯 he likes to ruin your orgasms fr

• sometimes connie will stop sucking on your clit just to rest his cheek on your inner thigh and grin — or he stops fingering your pussy, only shrugging when you say you were about to cum. he doesn’t give a fuck. he’s in control of your pleasure, not you

• and it’s crazy, because once everything is said and done, connie is so much more… connie?? like he starts cracking sly jokes and the atmosphere is suddenly so much lighter

• ten minutes later he’s watching tiktoks and nearly pissing himself from laughing like??? pick a side dude, you gonna act tough or what 😭

❤︎ 𓈒 🩰🦢 * ⊹ ° .  |  BARTENDER!DAICHI

𖥔  CONTENT︙fem!reader. oral mentions (fem receiving), calls reader princess. overstimulation mentions.

BARTENDER!DAICHI that always wears all black; button downs or fitted athletic tees. Either way you could see his black ink of his tattoos swirling across his skin. Everytime he’d meet your eyes and reach for your hand to kiss the back of it, follow it with a soft, “Hey princess.” And everytime without fail, it made your heart and stomach twist. You couldn’t tell if he was being flirtatious for fun or if he was trying to make a good impression before making a move. “The usual?” to which you’d nod.

BARTENDER!DAICHI who gives you free drinks because he’s one of the owners but keeps that on the downlow. But you find out one night when it’s slower and you decided it was harmless to stop by an extra time that week. He’d been surprised to see you, his eyes couldn’t lie. You sat down in front of him and the two of you talked for hours, about anything and everything. It was fun and fluid and best of all, it was easy. Being around Daichi was easy and you knew he was growing on you, or had already grown on you.

BARTENDER!DAICHI who closed the bar early one night, so that he could take you on a date. He’ was nervous despite knowing that there was no reason to be. There’s no reason it wouldn’t go well; he knows you and he knows he’ll have fun. But nonetheless, he picked you up with a restless heart. You looked beautiful and it just made things worse for him. The night was a blur and by the time you looked at your phone, it was almost midnight. “Shit I’m sorry for talking your ear off,” You were a little embarrassed but all he did was shake his head, before clearing his throat and meeting your eyes. “Do you.. wanna come back to my place?” You paused, face growing hot. “Y-yeah.”

BARTENDER!DAICHI who eats you out so well that you see stars, because he’s starving and you taste fucking delicious. You were too good on his tongue to stop, but he did when you pushed his face away. He leaves soft kisses all over your thighs, letting you catch your breath. He whispers quiet apologies against the skin of your neck as he pulls at his belt buckle. Before you knee it, he was pushing into you, big hand pressing down on your abdomen to keep you in place. His head fell forward with a low groan, “Fuuuccck- your pussy feels so fucking good, princess.” To which you responded with a choked moan. He’s so big that you can barely process how deep and how much the stretch his.

BARTENDER!DAICHI who uses your top and bra as leverage to pull you back onto his cock with every thrust, his free hand fisted in the sheets beside your head. He’s convinced that he’s drunk on you by the end of it, struggling to find the strength to pull out when he has the strongest urge to keep fucking you until you pass out. But you’re so overstimulated that he decides to clean you up and take care of you instead. He made you as comfortable as he could, pulling you into his warm body so that you fall asleep on his chest.

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your future partner's personality (pick-a-card reading - detailed)

I II III

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(how to pick a card? observe the given image and choose the one which you feel the most drawn to. select the image based on the number provided below and scroll down to read about the pile you have chosen. remember, this is a general reading, so take what resonates!)

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۶ৎ pile I۶ৎ

what are their positive traits?

the first positive trait im getting here is that your future partner likes to plan things before carrying out an action. they are someone who thinks logically and they like to keep things in order. they are also very hard working and they like to take the difficult route instead of the easy way because they believe that there are a lot of lessons they can learn if they take the tough path. they are very good with decision making and also very calculated. they like to plan, organise and contemplate before taking an action and honestly this is a good quality because they avoid doing anything impulsively. they have a free spirit and i see that they like to travel or at least go out and roam around. they are very pure and they prefer doing things their own way, and majority of the time it works out for them.

what are their negative traits?

they are controlling and demanding. they like it when people obey them. they come off as someone who is very goal-oriented and hence they can be a workaholic or majority of the time they are focused on work instead of their personal life. they also might seem pretty happy but they are actually struggling with something. they seem to be putting on a very happy facade and an “i’ve got this attitude” but how they are actually feeling is a complete opposite of that. they seem like someone who is very focused on work (literally, ‘work’ here is such a strong word here because that's all they think about). their thoughts are filled with expanding their work or business and maybe this is why they are not very happy - maybe things are not going according to their plan. but here's the thing- they actually seem to be doing pretty well when it comes to their work. as in the outcome of their hard work is positive, but they’re dissatisfied with it. they are dissatisfied with themselves. it seems like they have very high expectations implied on themselves.

what would people say about them?

your future partner seems like someone who has a variety of options when it comes to work and this is because they have worked hard for it. like people know they have worked hard to be in the place they are now. they seem like they come from a fairly decent background but they do not take advantage of this privilege and they’ve actually worked on themselves and brought themselves on top of the ladder because of their dedication and hardwork. people will also say that your future partner hates, and by hates - i mean HATES procrastinating and they avoid sitting and slagging off in one place. they like to take action and move forward. they might have also ‘changed’. there has been some sort of transformation in their life and people will say that your future partner has changed for the better. but there also seems to be some sort of evident sadness that people can easily pick up on when it comes to your person. your person seems like they’re dissatisfied with their work (as mentioned before) and they put on a happy facade, but people notice that they are not happy. but they’re trying to work on this. people will also see them as someone who is very wealthy.

what are their fears and worries?

they like to keep a neutral stance and peace with people and they fear that this neutral ground will be broken. they do not like arguing with people. they avoid getting involved in any sort of conflict with people. they also fear that the world which they have built for themselves will be broken down because they have put in a lot of hard work and effort to be standing where they are right now. they also fear that they might not be in touch with their intuition. they seem like someone who is very intuitive and when they feel like they are not in touch with their intuition, they feel anxious. as mentioned in the start, they are someone who thinks a lot before taking an action and sometimes they fear that they might make an impulsive decision. they fear that if they make an impulsive decision, the bridge that they have built for themselves might shatter and crumble down. they also seem like they’re holding a ‘secret’, im not sure what it is but then they are scared that it might be revealed and it might ruin their image.

what is their inner conflict?

they feel like they are taking too much rest and they feel like they are losing themselves if they take out time for themselves (this is not healthy at all). they will always be thinking about work and they feel like if they take a day off for themselves - they might be missing out and falling behind.

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۶ৎ pile II۶ৎ

what are their positive traits?

they’re very curious in nature and they have a lot of creativity. they also treat people equally. they believe that everyone has the right to express themselves and they like it when people are open about their feelings to them or when people are open about things that bother them. they are someone who likes to focus on the future rather than being in the present, so they like to build things that will help them settle down in the future. they are also someone who likes to discover things. they like to try out new things and they have a very ‘sunshine’ energy - almost like a golden retriever energy. they might also like to travel a lot.

what are their negative traits?

they lack patience. they want things to come at hand. they want things to easily come to them without putting in much effort. they also seem like someone who might be ‘sneaky’ or someone who actually kind of tricks people into getting things done. they seem like they gaslight people into getting things done and they also think highly of themselves. even though they believe that everyone needs to be treated equally, this ‘theory’ of theirs does not apply when it regards them. they like to think highly of themselves and might be a little delusional.

what would people say about them?

people see them as someone who might be struggling financially. they seem like they talk over others - internally. what i mean by ‘internally’ here is that they do not like what other people tell them to do but will hear them out. for example, if someone tells them they need to sign a paper for something, they will do it (or sometimes they will not) - but they will bad mouth that person in their mind - because they do not like it when someone tells them what to do. they also seem like someone who is very argumentative and stubborn. they tend to get into frequent fights with people. majority of the time they seem to win but the parties that are affected seem to be at a greater loss here. they might feel bad towards the person but at the end of the day they are happy they won. people also find them very good-looking and they take this to their advantage. they let their looks do the talk, basically.

what are their fears and worries?

your future partner is very scared of change. they are comfortable in the ‘clothing’ or the position they are in right now. they fear that they might not live the life they desire. they are scared that the future will not be easy for them. they are scared of loss or losing things - it can be materialistic things or relationships (romantic or platonic). they are scared of abandonment and rejection as well.

i feel like the energy in pile two is all over the place. i had a difficult time understanding and conveying some messages. i was confused and tried to read the cards over and over again and even had to go back to the cards and look up their meanings. so after some time of trying to figure things out, i could come down to one conclusion.

your person believe that everyone needs to be treated equally and everyone needs to express themselves openly without any judgement. but at the same time when it comes to them, this theory is not valid. like when they are talking, they want to sound superior than others or they want to sound better than others and they might also dismiss other peoples feelings and opinions but then they preach that everyone should be treated equally and everyone should be treated nicely. however, they do not like it when someone tries to overpower them or look better than them because they want to look the ‘best’. (very insecure energy - please keep an eye out for this)

what is their inner conflict?

they are in a constant battle with themselves because they feel like they are not building the life they desire and they are iffy about the fact that they might not be able to make enough money or profit in the future that will help them lead a nice, easy life. their inner conflicts state that they have a fear of not being successful or financially independent in the future.

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what are their positive traits?

your future partner seems like a very lucky person. it actually looks like the universe is in their favour. their karma is good and they have a lot of opportunities. the universe is rewarding them for their good karma. they might be someone who is going through a spiritual awakening and they are trying to be in touch with their inner-self and this has helped them find their true self. wealth is not an issue for them - they seem pretty well off. i wouldn't be surprised if they are very giving. as in, they like to donate to charities or they like to take care of underprivileged children. they also think about long term goals. they like to have a very stable life and future, and they also seem like someone who would like to start a family of their own. they are also very protective and have good strength (maybe they work out regularly). they are good at handling situations and if there is some sort of conflict, they are the type of person who knows what to say and when to say things so that it can calm everyone down. they are someone who stands their ground and knows that they are right. some people like to believe that they are right even though sometimes they will be wrong, but your future partner knows that they are right because they are an intelligent individual. they are someone who has graduated from one of the best universities because the intelligence which they possess is actually very impressive (or maybe it could be shaped by experience).

what are their negative traits?

your future partner might be impulsive. they are also very conflicting - as in like they don't like it or they feel threatened if someone challenges their abilities or their intelligence. they sometimes are blind to the opportunities in front of them. sometimes they do not fully believe that they deserve an opportunity because they constantly devalue themselves. as mentioned before in terms of their spiritual growth, they are spending too much time in this aspect. like the universe has given them the answer they want but they’re still spending time - trying to find their ‘inner-self’, which is actually wasting a lot of time for them. they feel like time is not doing justice to them.

what would people say about them?

people will perceive your future partner as someone who is secretive. people see them as loving, nurturing and someone who likes kids. people also view them as family oriented. probably your person would like to start a family of their own. people view them as someone who does not question their own capabilities. they might be someone who makes impulsive decisions and they might be a little fast moving - basically likes to get things done quickly. but their impulsive decisions does not seem like it would hurt them in a negative way. people view them as someone who is actually pretty innocent and pure and someone who also possesses a lot of intelligence.

what are their fears and worries?

they feel like the intelligence which they have will not persist for long because of AI (artificial intelligence - i don't know why im picking on that). as i said before, they have educated and built themselves to be in the position they are in right now but because of AI, they feel like their hard work is going to be a waste in the coming future.

what is their inner conflict?

they might be keeping their possessions or their knowledge very close to themselves (secretive) because they are scared of losing it. they are basically paranoid of what the future might hold for them.

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hi loves!! i hope this reading finds you in good health and i hope you are doing well. take care of yourself and i will see you in my next reading. thank you for being here<3

(note: tarot cards provide guidance and possible insights into what could happen based on current energies, thoughts, and actions. the cards can highlight potential paths or outcomes, but they do not predict the future in a fixed way. this is a general reading so take what resonates!)

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Mafia Ari 👀 angry? sexy! hot 🥵

Pairing: Mafia!Ari x reader

Warnings: Rough smut, oral (fem receiving), choking, size kink, praise kink, primal play, housewife kink, mentions of canon level violence (not towards reader), protective Ari. Ari is 6'6".

Word count: 1.8K

a/n: Written on my phone, I'll edit it later. Unbeta'd.

Music filters out of your phone on the counter. Dancing in front of the stove, you shrink back from the heat pouring over your face when you open the oven door. The fragrant scents of your garlic roasted chicken drift up, you inhale it with a smile. Ari is going to love this. You’re pairing it with a few of his favorite sides and you can’t wait for him to try your new recipe.

You chuckle softly, remembering the last time you tried something new, he ate every last salty, burned bite of the dish despite your insistence that he didn’t have to.

Closing the door, you turn down the heat, letting everything simmer. All you have to do is finish setting the table and grab his beer out of the fridge. His meeting should be almost over..

You take a step back, smoothing your hands down the front of your dress. He bought it for you a week ago; it fits you perfectly, enhancing your curves and the color is beautiful.

You take two steps away from the stove, turning towards the fridge when a loud bang startles you. It coming from the front of the house. A second loud boom travels throughout the halls, a shriek snakes up your throat, your heart pounds in your chest. You look around frantically, fear slivers down your spine, freezing you in place. Then you hear the rapid rhythmic stomping of something, someone coming down the hall.

You’re about to dive for the gun he has hidden under the table when you hear your name, growled, low and dark in his throat.

You recognize that voice.

You recognize that tone.

Ari.

He storms into the kitchen, and he sucked all the air out of the room with his domineering presence. Your breath hitches in your throat, eyes raking up and down the disheveled man. You’ve seen Ari when he’s angry, but this-this is something different. More primal. His large hands grab the sides of the doorway, his upper body leaning towards you as if he’s physically holding himself back. Small splatters of crimson pepper his white shirt, the stains spreading across his collar.

Ari cracks his neck, the low crunching noise as he rolls his shoulders makes you take a step back. Deep blue eyes travel up your body, past your bare feet to your calves, his lip twitches and his grip tightens, the wood creaking faintly. He continues his perusal of your trembling body, sweeping back and forth cautiously, thoughtfully, as if he’s searching for something.

His solemn gaze land on your face, lingering on your lips before finding your wide eyes. A flash of relief crosses his face before more rage seeps in, enhancing his stunning features. “Run.”

Your brows furrow, licking your dry lips, you scoff out a confused “what?”

Ari stands up straight, his head brushing the top of the doorframe. His deft fingers grasp the front of his shirt and he rips it open, buttons hitting the floor with sharp pings. “Run. Now. Sunshine.”

You can’t.

He’s blocking the only way in and out of the kitchen.

You can’t run.

You study his hands, watching as his shirt flutters to the floor, he pulls off his belt in one swift motion. “Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance to run.”

Your eyes flicker up to his face and your belly drops. He knows you can’t get out here. He knows, and he’s doing this on purpose. Heat, arousal, and anticipation swirl in your fluttering belly before settling between your thighs. Your panties cling to you, drenched.

You take a step back, he follows. Every small step is met with his long, measured stride, slowly unbuttoning his pants, he smirks down at you.

“When I catch you, I don’t think I’ll be able to let you go Sunshine.” His voice is low, gravelly, and taunting.

A predator hunting down his prey.

You keep moving, your chest rising and falling rapidly, unable to tamp down your growing excitement. His bulge getting bigger and bigger every second.

He’s caging you in.

You’re running out of room.

Ari’s purposely advancing on you, his darkening eyes never leaving your face, full pink lips twisted into a devious smirk.

Your foot slips.

“Oh shit Ari-,” you gasp, reaching out to steady yourself. The back of your thighs hit the edge of the table. He crosses the remaining space in two long strides, standing so close you can feel the heat radiating off the large body.

“You really should have run, Sunshine.” His voice deepens, the warning in his tone goes straight to your aching pussy and you clench down. Ari reaches inside his boxers, your knees almost buckle at the sight of his long, thick cock, hard and leaking, a bead of precum rolling off his swollen head.

There’s no time to think, to react. Not with him so fucking close, his cock brushes over your belly, his masculine cologne filling your nose. Ari seems even bigger than usual, towering over you, making you feel petite. Without another word, he spins you around, your hands hitting the table, knocking over the plate you set down earlier. He’s treating your body like it belongs to him, hooking his hand under your thigh, spreading you open.

“Ari-“ his name ends in a soft moan. “Oh fuck-“

Normally he eases you into, takes his time with foreplay, doesn’t fuck you until you’re on the brink of begging. But right now, he can’t wait any longer, twisting your panties to the side, he sends up a silent thanks that you’re so wet for him, he could feel your slick coating your thighs when he grabbed you.

“Such a good girl,” he murmurs, lining his throbbing cock up with your hot, drenched pussy. And he pushes into with one firm stroke, your velvety walls clamping down on him, Ari’s broken groans drowning out your own soft sobs.

Pleasure laced with a sweet burning sensation pulses up your spine. You take in a breath, your hands forming fist as he languidly eases out of you, inch by inch. He slams back into you; the wet sloshing sound resounding in your ears as you stretch to fit his thick cock. He angles up, moving deeper and deeper until he’s in your belly.

“Oh god, oh god oh fuck,” you moan, your chin dropping to your chest, unable to support your own weight as he pounds into you. The fast, controlled pace lets his cock hit that sweet, sensitive spot until your vision blurs with unshed tears.

“It ain’t god making you feel like this sunshine,” Ari states, breathlessly. He stares down at your writhing body, his gaze flickering between your head lolled to the side, mouth slack, and his cock disappearing in and out of your tight cunt. He bends down, his large hand wrapping around your throat, pulling you up until your back is flush with his chest.

“Who’s making you feel good?” There’s a desperation in his voice that you’re not used to, it’s as if he needs to hear his name on your tongue.

“You are-Ari, only you, oh fuck” you breathe, digging your nails into his wrists. This new angle is letting him go even deeper, his hips grinding into you. “Ari, don’t stop, please don’t-“

“I won’t, not until you cum for me. “He drops his head along the curve of your shoulder, nipping your skin

You’re unaware that you’re chanting his name, you don’t think you can take anymore; it feels too good; shards of exquisite sensations swirling up, the pleasure enhanced by the pressure on your throat, you’re getting lightheaded, all you can feel right now is him-Ari, his warm, firm chest through the thin material of your dress, a rough, scarred hand moving up your thigh until the pad of his fingers circles your swollen clit tenderly, a direct contrast to the rough, way he’s fucking you. “I got you, just take it Sunshine, lemme feel you cum on my cock, there ya go.”

You clench down around him, his strokes falter as your orgasm unfurls inside you, an endless sultry white-hot wave of pleasure surges up, rushing across your body. Your body tenses, a thin gasp escaping your lips. Ari fucks you through it until you go limp around him. You would collapse to the tiled floor if he weren’t holding you.

He circles his hips erratic thrusting, once, twice then he groans your name as he spills inside you, relishing in the feel of your fluttering walls around his cock, murmuring soft praises as you pant. He slips out of you, turning your pliant body around and placing you on the table.

“What the fuck was that?” Dropping back, you rest on your elbows, he tears your ruined panties off, putting them in his pocket. “I’m not complaining, but you haven’t gone all cavemen since that night-“ you gesture with your fingers.

A rueful smile tugs at his lips and for a minute he stares down at you, his eyes watching his cum drip out of your swollen pussy. He sighs, carding his hand through his damp locks. You don’t think he’s going to answer; he pulls out the chair and sits in front of you, placing his hands on your thighs. “Some punk thought he could threaten you," he responds quietly.

“Oh,” you respond, trying to keep the amusement out of your voice.

That explains it.

Ari barely tolerates people looking at you. He always says you’re the only light, his sunshine, in his dark, merciless world and he refuses to let anyone take you from him.

You don’t bother to ask what he did to whoever was stupid enough to mention your name in front of your man.

After all you were there when the Drysdale heir thought his legacy could shield him after he smacked your ass at a party.

You didn’t know Ari could toss another grown man through a window until that night.

It was impressive and you thanked him very throughly for protecting you.

"Did you toss this one off a roof or something?" You laugh, raising your eyebrows playfully.

Ari glares at you, but all the heat and rage in his blue eyes are gone, only the possessive love and neediness you’re accustomed to seeing remains. “I may have overreacted.”

You laugh knowing he's not going to tell you what he did, so you turn your attention to charred food on the stove. “Ya think? I hope you weren’t hungry because I’m pretty sure our dinner is burned by now”

“That’s on you for not running.” His sharp retort makes you laugh harder. Ari grumbles under his breath, something about eating until he's full, his hands moving under your ass, lifting you until your pussy is in his face. “I got something better right here.”

“Ari-“ You squeal, his tongue sliding through your messy folds. “Oh you’re filthy.”

“Not my fault your pussy tastes so damn good,” he mumbles, sucking your clit into his mouth, a burst of sensations takes you off guard and your elbows slip, your back hits the table with a soft thud. “Now lay there and let me enjoy my meal.”

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