MC with a goose familiar?
they’d all cry if they got chased by your familiar
had to goose proof parts of the shop bc your familiar was being a menace
never lets Faust and your familiar be alone too long, they'd set the whole nation on fire if they were
has had to put restrictions on which parts of the shop your familiar is allowed in
still loves your familiar just like you do Faust,
probably has had to tattle on your familiar to you multiple times, walks in with them in his hands and stares at you
your familiar probably likes to interrupt him tw hen he talks to customers, it makes everyone laugh
terrified if your familiar likes to run at him and mess with him like Faust does
probably gets used to it, still jumps though
malak and your familiar have screeching contests to see who's louder
julian basically treats it like a bratty kid, which makes sense
kicked your familiar out of the room once, i don’t think he remembered geese can fly.
all in all hes terrified of your familiar unless you’re there to reign them in
your familiar makes a good weapon though, especially when he’s being chased
he just throws your familiar at people he hates and your familiar lives for it
she’s conflicted
your familiar does like her but if they’re in the room with snotty nobles it’s not a pretty sight
your familiar likes to squawk at nobles they don’t like
The servants spread rumors, if your familiar doesn’t like them then Nadia in turn thinks you’re foul
Nadia is one of two people who can get your familiar to stop yelling (you being the other)
she gets your familiar the best water and room all to themselves if they want one <33
your familiar hates the nobles, interrupts them everytime they speak
oh my god
they’re scaring the chickens please
if your familiar starts bothering the chickens he just scoops them up and gently throws them away from the chickens
your familiar gives muriel no mercy
squawks at everything in the forest until muriel decided hes had enough and gently closes their mouth
your familiar gets no peace from inanna
you can almost hear the two barking and squawking at each other
she doesn’t mind much
only cares if they make too much noise at night or bother the servants too much at work
your familiar absolutely sneaks around the kitchen for stuff to steal
pepi shows them the secret passages everywhere, you can often see the two walking somewhere together
still babies your familiar,
if they do make too much noise she squawks back at them
love hate relationship
lucio does match with your familiar and they get along around you
but once you’re out of sight your familiar is squawking and attacking Lucio like hes a threat
lucio refuses to be alone with your familiar after that
the puppies let them chase them <3
if you really wanna make your familiar feel special take some of the jewelry Lucio has and put it on them (99% of the jewelry is golden)
you can find the puppies and the goose all huddled up in some corner of the palace right after dinner
Warnings: sexual themes, size kink, degradation and pet names, fem!reader, not proof read
thinking about beefy men who have you spread out prettily and naked on your stomach, thighs spread apart by his legs between your own. his whole weight on your back, nearly crushing you, but you love it. he presses his knees against yours to spread them apart just a little bit further. he bends over to to whisper sweet nothings and vile words in your ear, one hand on your chin to prevent you from burying your face in the sheets. he has to see your pretty fucked out face after all.
"i haven't even put it in, princess. what's gotten you so worked up?" his chest is pressed flush against your back, his whole weight heavy on your smaller frame, as he lines is tip up with your entrance and slowly pushes himself into you, inch for inch. your jaw slacks at the stretch and he takes the opportunity to put his fingers into your mouth, which you greatfully and greedily suck.
"such a needy little thing. i bet you waited the whole day for me to finally ruin you haven't you? waited for me like the cock hungry whore you are? my sweet little slut, you've been on my mind all day" he bottoms out and you're already crossed-eyed and mewling around his fingers, until he pulls out completely and you whine in desperation. your breath is soon knocked out of your lungs when he thrusts himself in completely again, in one sharp thrust. his heavy breeder balls knock against your clit and your body subconsciously struggles and tries to run from him but where can you go when he's caging you in with his big, large, buff body? like a little bunny in the big bad wolfs fangs
Osamu Miya, Kotaro Bokuto, Rintarou Suna |Toji Fushiguro, Suguru Getou | Keisuke Baji, Ken Ryuguji, Taiju Shiba, Shuji Hanma | Diluc, Dainsleif, Alhaitham | Diavolo, Lucifer, Beelzebub
husband!atsumu who unplugs cords, tightens jars, and places items around the house just out of your reach so you're forced to ask him for help when the two of you are arguing. whose heart swells ten sizes when you begrudgingly walk up to him in the living room holding a glass jar with an impossibly tight lid that, coincidentally, only an athlete could open. who tests the waters of your temper with small talk, asking things like "i'm in the mood to make some onigiri tonight, got anythin' ya want me to pick up from the store when i head out?" and "i bet ya we finally have enough room for a pup, wanna go through the shelter website with me?". who files down your sharp little edges, placing a soft kiss on your forehead when the lid finally pops open. who can't help but smile when he hears you call for him in that voice just as he's beginning to walk away, turning with a smirk as you sheepishly ask him to get the mug from the top shelf before he leaves. who ends up making 45-second microwave brownies with you instead of heading to the store, and becoming your own personal superman when the two of you settle on the couch and the TV refuses to turn on. who puffs his chest out proudly when you cheer for him as the light returns to the big screen, gushing about how smart he is as he crawls back under the throw blanket with you. who tucks your hair behind your ear when you fall asleep on his lap halfway through your movie marathon, refusing to move or disturb your slumber because this is the closest you've been to him all day since that senseless argument earlier that morning, and he's missed you so, so, so much.
“fuck it’s too big” gf and “ baby it’s barely in” bf
Izuku's version
Katsuki's version
Shoto's version
M.list
Husband Shinsou! with whom you have quiet late nights where your both in each other's arms, quietly talking about nothing in particular.
Husband Shinsou! whose usual stoic facade cracks into a small smile whenever someone mentions you in a conversation.
Husband Shinsou! who always has a gentle yet firm grip on your hand whenever you two are out, subconsiously tracing the ring that adorns your finger.
Husband Shinsou! who has a whole album in his phone dedicated to pictures he sneakily takes of you.
Husband Shinsou! who teases you relentlessly about the more "unflattering" pictures but you almost miss the way he smiles looking at them.
Husband Shinsou! who can't help but feel his heart flutter everytime he sees you in his clothes.
Husband Shinsou! who nearly gives you a heart attack by using his voice modifier in the middle of the night.
Husband Shinsou! who does not regret teasing you about it. Even when you send him off to sleep on the couch for the night.
Husband Shinsou! who definitely is still very much an insomniac and has trouble falling asleep most nights.
Husband Shinsou! who had trouble falling asleep but somehow sleeps like a baby whenever he has you in his arms as you run your fingers through his hair.
Husband Shinsou! who may look all cool and calm to other people but is actually a little shit who loves teasing you endlessly.
Husband Shinsou! who takes you out on quiet dates. Picnics in the park on a quiet spot, a cat cafe, a small diner he recently discovered. Hell, with him even your late night runs to the supermarket are dates.
Husband Shinsou! who will literally beg you on his knees to get a child 'cause as he says "its gonna make our little family complete".
And so the next day when you finnally give in, Husband Shinsou! is dragging you to the cat shelter.
Husband Shinsou! who always, without fail, comes home to have dinner with you. He vows to never miss a single one.
Husband Shinsou! who always gives you a call after getting back from his patrol 'cause he doesn't want you to worry.
Husband Shinsou! who calls you before starting his patrol to just hear your voice 'cause he knows every time he goes out there, it may be the last.
Husband Shinsou! who will damned if it isn't your voice he hears before starting patrol 'cause it gives him a reason to come back home to you, his home.
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the most heavenly voices he would listen to over and over again are your sweet squeals and moans when he’s pounding into you. he’s so heavy, the bed is squeaking and his breathes are rapid with yours. meanwhile, you’re taking everything he’s giving you with your arms wrapped around his back, running your hands up and down his skin while trying to kiss his neck and shoulder in the missionary position, trying to please him as well but his mind is clouded with pleasure, too busy feeling you while constantly rutting himself into you. you thought you felt his cock grow bigger inside you after letting out a loud moan when he closes the gap between you two even more. it’s like your bodies are mended into one at this point.
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bsd: kunikida, dazai, ranpo, mark twain, oda
“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)
burying your face in his neck while you ride him on the couch. feeling his head turn and his lips glide a wet path over your jaw before he nips at it, breathing something about how good you’re making him feel — or maybe something with more of a teasing edge. getting tired? need me to do it for you? his hands cupping under your ass, getting a good handful before moving up to grip and guide your movements. maybe a light smack for encouragement. there you go, don’t stop now. ride that dick. you do it so well, baby. so well that i don’t think i can pull out.
The time of plans and projects.