Look, I Get It. We're Into Lucifer Because He Gives Off Daddy Vibes But We Need More Headcanons Where

Look, I get it. We're into Lucifer because he gives off daddy vibes but we need more headcanons where he isn't the sexiest man in existence and is just some overrated loser (affectionate)

Nobody else will do it, so I'll do it myself

He makes lame dad jokes 24/7. Mammon, Beel, Belphie, and Asmo love it but always groan in annoyance. Satan hates it because he thinks puns are easy and low hanging fruit in the realm of comedy. Levi hates it because he's supposed to be the funny one (he says he is in a devilgram chat asking what MC's type is)

He randomly interrupts the brothers just to as questions and watch. Unironically invites himself into Levi's room ask if he's winning. Often leans over Satan's shoulder to see what he's reading. Likes to watch Asmo's devilgram streams during breaks. Often buys Beel food just to watch him eat. Sneaks into the attic to watch Belphie sleep. It's not creepy. He just likes being around them and is too tired to participate.

His eyes are very dry and he uses eye drops frequently. He needs reading glasses but is embarrassed about it because everything else about him is perfect. He always wears contact lenses that make it worse

He lets Asmo put makeup on him sometimes. He won't wipe it off because he doesn't want Asmo to believe he didn't do a good enough job to impress Lucifer. He knows Asmo has a low self esteem and will actively embarrass himself to make him happy.

Always wins claw machines. Never keeps the prizes. Depending on the kind of prize is what he does with it. Gift cards are given to Mammon when he behaves. Anime merch goes straight to Levi. Cute teddy bears are gifts for Asmo, especially if they're pink or have roses. Satan gets any cat stuffed animals, Beel gets ones shaped like food. Belphie gets the bigger prizes, like oversized stuffed toys to use as pillows. Anything he doesn't like or doesn't want to give to his brothers are often give to Cerberus as chew toys. He got one for Luke once but he hid it in his closet because he thought it was cursed. Lucifer was lowkey hurt and never gave him any again.

He likes hallmark movies. He'll never admit it. He likes to imagine the love interests as Lillith and her lover because in the movies they end up with a happy ending.

Listens to cursed records while imagining his loved ones. Sappy songs about romance are applied to mc

Cried while watching the Lion King with Diavolo