This Gag From Tails Gets Trolled Occupies Permanent Real Estate In My Brain Because It Has No Right Being

what does your blood taste like to a vampire

hello tumblr. i have no one on here except for mis dos amigos, stevie y rhys. i’m not sure where to go from here or what tags to follow. i’m having fun finding posts about bands i like! so maybe music is what i’ll be sharing for right now.

besos :*

-soledad

literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

“in my slut era” and i look like this

Cats are liquid ♡

buy her the lingerie and 😏 (me, buy me the lingerie, except for the spam bots leave me alone)

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buy HIM lingerie and fuck HIM in it

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but mr krabs you said we would be reincarnated