[The Cat Pads Away.] [Reality Remains Stable.] [You Eat Your Hamburger In Peace.]

Okay, REACTION TIME FOR SMOKE AND MIRRORS.

Starting off with Mr. Davenport, hello sir, yes I do think he's fine as hell, don't judge me-

PALI'S ART YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, UGH I LOVE HERRRRRRRR

AND FERNNNNNN KYAAAAAA I MISSED THEM "You just binged their channel like last month-" "I STILL MISS THEM SHUT UP-"

Still haven't listened to Pebbles yet, I need to get around to that-

I want Professor Henrietta to be real so I can have tea with her and listen to her talk about her creations.

Ms. Griffin is my role model now, I need to be her-

Ookay then, got some static between Davenport and Brownlow, cool.... Wonder what exactly was the situation between them.

All right, so missing persons case featuring an agent that IS NOT supposed to have been caught, two people who don't want to be on the same team but boss put his foot down, one is NOT to be trusted with any fancy gadgets, and there's also a past partnership gone sour which probably has a great story that'll come up in a somewhat tense moment later on.

*spawns outside Ms. Parker's window, presses paw against glass* I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MA'AM THANK YOU-

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt 4.

Good Boy Audios:

"Was it really yours? Or was it something that I forced upon you? Did I make your kind adopt a form of civilization that just imitates my own? At this point, I don't even know anymore." (The Fourseen, Series Finale)

"Why did Kinder betray us? Why? [...] I thought Kinder was my friend... I thought I finally had ONE FRIEND! [...] And what about you?! Why can't you listen to me?! [...] I thought you trusted me! I thought I was the leader! [...] Then explain yourself, Mirrin! Explain to me why we're HERE instead of the camp! [...] You don't know?! You don't know... [...] Yeah! Well- doesn't matter now does it!" (Magic of the Heart: Part 19- A Man Is Made)

"You're so perfect... you know that? What? What do you mean you're not? How can someone who fought through lands filled with undead hordes and vampires made from the blood of demigods all not to kill me, but to save me, be considered anything less than perfect? Darling, look at me. I don't deserve you. And yet- here you are. Telling me you're not perfect. How dare you. How could you think so little of yourself?" (Magic of the Heart: Part 21- Strength)

"You can't help everyone, Captain. And if you try to, you won't be able to help yourself." (Space Pirates Part Two: Pirate from Another World)

Scythe Audio

"You're not gonna let me spiral? Stay here in the moment with ya? What if I did spiral, Cheeks? What if I did fall down the hole? Would- would you pull me up? You'd fall with me if you had to? [...] But seriously, Cheeks. You've done so fucking well this year. Do not let me drag you down, yeah? I'm losing myself more nowadays, I don't wanna hurt any of you lot. I made the sacrifices necessary to kill the Atrocity, but it's all for nothing if I end up hurting the people that I fought to protect." (A New Blade Arc: Chapter 2)

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ASMR Rant pt. 8: Thoughts after binging Atonal ASMR

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*shakes inhaler* *takes a puff* I have not needed to use this in years smh…

Atonal ASMR: *picks up gently and places on "homie-shaped channels" shelf *

Mental state: WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNN-

Favorite series: Reclusive Vampire, Hunter and Medusa, Fixing Up A Robot

Audio I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Evaluated By A Scientist (THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY ISSSSSSS-)

Random thoughts:

Imma get this out of the way right now, I enjoyed myself so much listening to Atonal, another one of the channels that gave me a happy feeling inside -w-

THE ART STYLE IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

Also I liked the way humor is delivered? Like the way it catches me off-guard makes it so good.

*works my way down the playlists, eventually hits Wyatt's series* "Oh this was the guy that showed up in Floki's series... hey wouldn't it be hilarious if this was yet ANOTHER channel where most if not all audios are all connected to each other instead of just one or two series-"

*finishes Wyatt's series, double-checks playlists and one-shots* *kicks over chair* "IT IS ALL CONNECTED, DAMMITTTTTTTTTT-"

OKAY, so then based off of the two "Wyatts" in the Evaluated By A Scientist series, I'm assuming that the Wyatt in Floki's series was the bad Wyatt?? The shape-shifter?

ALSO. THE FREAKING. REFERENCES. IN THE SERIES. First, FREAKING TETHYS AND CHARIS FROM M'S MERFOLK SERIES?!?!?! DEMETRIOS WAS THE GUY THEY WERE CHASING AFTER?????? THEN WE GOT THE GATOR BOYS REFERENCE IN PROFESSOR O'TONAL'S SERIES. AND ESCAPED SMH. AND THEN "MITCHELL THE RED PANDA" Y'ALL AIN'T SLICK. WHAT THE HECK. (i'm sure there's more references I missed anyway moving on-)

*clonk* "... BRO WHAT DID YOU DO-" "HE WAS GONNA TURN US INTO THE COPS-" "WE AIN'T GOT COPS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE-" (poor Morpho, the guy was just trying to do his job TvT) "Are you saying I'm being factory reset?" "Oh good gracious no! More like becoming a walking vegetable." "... oh my- oh no- oh no no-" *immense facepalm*

Also this is really really random but I LOVED Brady's ringtone- oh and speaking of which!

*hard cut to me lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, and questioning the implications of Brady's and Gideon's series crossing over*

OH. AND BARBARA BARBARA. WHAT IS UP WITH HER, I'M SO CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST A REPORTERRRR-

Oh horror audios yay!!! .......... *crying* I want my normal Brady and Gideon baaaaaaaaaack, I don't like them evillllllllll-

OKAY BUT LIKE- ARTEMIS HAD ME *FLUSTEREDDDDDDDDDDDD* AUGHHHHHHHHHH >/////////////< UGH he's just so freaking cute oamdlfkjasdlkfjf aaaaaaaaagh- I have weaknesses and he got a lot of them helpppppp-

Yee, fun time on Atonal's channel aaaaaaaaa- I think Cardlin or Yuurivoice is next?

Relistening to Mage's Yandere Ship AI series:

"Confirmed. There are no space pirate signals in our vicinity."

Me: *literally drops my pencil case* "Yargwynn- no no wait wait wrong place-"

*pads over and nudges your hand* Thank you lovelyyyy... now let's see... (also EXCELLENT taste with the Transformers series, I had such a huge phase with those smhhhh)

Last song: Kid and Leveret by Yaelokre

Favorite color: black, a vibrant blue, or lavender

Currently watching: just finished season one of Alone: Australia

Last movie: mmm... not gonna count Oppenheimer because I didn't finish that... I think it was The Accountant.

Currently reading: The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, I need to pick it back up again now that I'm nearly done with finals XD

Sweet, sour, spicy: sweet or sour, depends on my mood~

Relationship status: in fiction? Multiple lovers. In real life? Single and happy to stay that way for a while...

Current obsessions: augh, the VAs smh... Mage Bunkshelf, GBA, and ZsakuVA at the moment

Last googled: "how to protest a grade"

Currently working on: an animatic for Mage's channel anniversary, a birthday piece for Saku, and two crochet wearables (once the yarn for the other one comes in!!!!)

@souvlia @kipperzz @xxluneilaxxaus @non-binaryweirdo69 *swats playfully with paw*

nine people I want to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @mourky!!

Last song(s): Sacrifice by London After Midnight

Favourite colour: teal or emerald green

Currently watching: Doctor Who season 4 (like 3rd rewatch), Torchwood

Last movie: Sinners (2025) SO SO GOOD!! peak movie

Currently reading: Dragon Age: The Masked Empire by Patrick Weekes (I kinda don't wanna finish it bc I know what's gonna happen and im scared), 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet!!

Relationship: nah

Current obsession: Dragon Age insanity is still going strong

Last googled: "basalt rock flour" (gardening core)

Currently working on: small diy projects and gardening

Tagging (less than nine ppl): @heliomanteia @edenintheskies @ghost-of-spring-woods @falloutcoys @durgeapologist

See I relistened to it yesterday and was like, “OH! OH NOW IT MAKES SENSE-”

This week in ASMR, GBA Fandom edition:

GBA opens his asks again!

Anons be wildin'

Theories, theories everywhere-

It is confirmed that Mahatma has a crush on Hipswitch (great, now I have potentially THREE people to fight over that robot-)

Karmor is confirmed to be the candy knight!!! oR iS hE?? (are y'all doing okay-)

mainly just been sitting here and watching the chaos go down... seriously, y'all doing okay over there, this q&a is hilarious-

Nora hit 150k!!!! 🤍🍙

IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS IT-

*happy cat screeching outside the window*

OMG WAIT WE NEED TO PLAY BINGO GUYS OMG ALDKJFLAJFLJSADF

Chapter 5: that transformation did not sound pleasant... please be ok, Fletcherrrrr... ALSKDJFLSDKFJ

Fletcher my precious boi I love you so much 😭

HOLD UP WILL THE SALVE WORK- long story, Fletch, ya see, I was busy crushing on another red flag-

Fletch, you're injured let's not start a fight- leave my blindness out of this, Claw-

(Claw sounds like Captain Barbossa from POTC and I LOVE IT-)

*grabs headphones and crochet project*

*puts ASMR favorites playlist on shuffle while I work on this next project* "This is probably not gonna end well-" The playlist:

"... I have the universe's blessing-"