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... so is it irrational to be filled with fear and distrust?

Oh I just noticed the chainsaw, nahhhhhhhhhhh bro-

Updated Sona Design

Decided to add a few new details to Nyx!

Other names/nicknames: Sombra, "kitty/kitten"

In her early 20s

6 ft

She/her

Afro-Latina (African-American and Puerto Rican)

Usually calm and polite when you first meet her, but mostly distrusting of strangers and acquaintances. Very close and loyal friend once you earn her trust, able to see her true side- chaotic.

Realm: city of Khaos

Powers:

Umbrakinesis

Teleportation (via shadow travel)

Night vision

Enhanced agility

Reality bending (very minor effects)

Shifting (can transform into a cat in her own realm/other forms of herself in different realms)

Focus of her powers is her necklace (can be easily corrupted by external factors)

Weapons:

Silver-bladed daggers

Claws

Other trivia:

Her hair glows blue at the end, though it's more prominent at dusk and night. Often wears a hoodie at night to hide this fact if she's being stealthy.

The moon symbol on her arm only appears when her powers are being used.

Her eyes will glow brighter based on the strength of her powers or how emotional she's feeling.

Shifts into a black Maine Coon cat with blue streaks.

Her necklace can be corrupted by external negative influences/emotions or physical tampering. Result is Nyx losing control of her powers. Most extreme case is giving into her negative emotions and shifting into her Dark self.

She will nom on her friends (affectionately).

She does have fangs under the mask.

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Happy New Year to the Crumpets, the Noris, the Gremlins, the Escapees (it seems like the most logical name, correct me if I'm wrong-), the Winions/Epic crewmates, the Sonic fandom/fellow Shadow fangirls, my fellow yarnivores-

I truly wish you all the best in 2025. I know this year is gonna present new challenges to a lot of us, but I hope y'all find the strength, the allies, and the determination to power through any obstacles.

I hope you guys get to experience some new and amazing things this year, I hope you all stay healthy and safe, and I hope you guys manage to accomplish a few goals on your list (I believe in you-).

Best of life, luck, and health!

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Boy, I sure do love staying up till 1 am binging series about mythic hunters.

Der Wolfsjäger is so good and I regret listening to it all in one sitting because now I need more and the latest episode JUST came out so I definitely need to be patient and wait raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

The other problem is that this might be my top favorite series on the channel. It's tied for first with Blue Infinity at the moment.

... Sorry, Fletcher...

ALSO IT IS TIED WITH MATADOR GOTHICCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scythe: "He's voiced by me, he's a vampire, but he is NOT Scythus!" Escaped: "God, please tell me it's not him." Scythe: "Here he is! He might be a lil' too much for your Matador Gothics too fight anddd keep him away from Crow-" Me: *promptly choking on water* "DAMN REFERENCES-"

On the other hand, FINALLY have the context for the animatic that @msgillianlattea made, I loved it so much but had no idea where the OG audio was from till now.

I showed my mom and dad "Odysseus" and I love their different reactions:

Dad: *quietly studying the animatic sequence, waits till the end to give his opinion* "Wow that was good." Mom: *running commentary throughout the entire thing* "YEAH F*CK HIM UP, ODYSSEUS-"

Me starting Against the World like:

OK OK OK OK SO-

I MADE IT TO THE CRYSTAL IN PRESSURE-

I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE-

MY BESTIE WAS WITH ME TOO SHE TOOK THE FIRST PIC

I think I died to Death Angel or Blitz after getting the crystal BUT I'M STILL REALLY HAPPY I MADE IT THIS FAR

@escapedaudios

Carselmo 😭

THANKS BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🖤❤️🤍

Shadow fit I crocheted for the movie

STACY-?!?!?!

... JUST- STACY????

QUEEN???

BUT ALSO JEAN- BABY- THIS AIN'T GONNA END WELL FOR YOU, HUN-

OMG SHE'S AMAZING-

I can't even be jealous, she's a freaking icon-

Ok, the way I was laughing, gasping, and clutching my pearls throughout this entire series jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez...

"YOU'RE NOT GIFTED AND YOU'RE NOT A CHILD! YOU'RE THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD!"

I'm so grateful I dropped my accounting minor hahaaa (what the actual heck just happened to me-)

ME WHEN JEAN-

THE UKULELE- THE SINGING- THE LAUGH-

HELP MY TYPE IS EDGELORDS, NOT THE CUTE SILLY GUYS-

"YOU'RE NOT GIFTED AND YOU'RE NOT A CHILD! YOU'RE THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD!"

I'm so grateful I dropped my accounting minor hahaaa (what the actual heck just happened to me-)

"YOU'RE NOT GIFTED AND YOU'RE NOT A CHILD! YOU'RE THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD!"

I'm so grateful I dropped my accounting minor hahaaa (what the actual heck just happened to me-)

......

(thank you for answering, that was the most important question I had-)

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

*drops stack of notes on your desk* YES I DID, AND I FINISHED A FEW SIDE QUESTS TOO-

I have questions, comments, an issue, and a few random thoughts if you can stand my chaos, good sir...

The question: DID ALFONSO'S DAD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH CARMEN. I NEED TO KNOW, DANG IT.

The issue: you are making me choose between the Spaniard and the Scotsman for my hubbie and I don't like it-

my list of fictional crushes has only grown since I've gotten into ASMR... the list was already long enough...

The comments:

First off, I really like Alfonso's character. Specifically the fact that he's not already a famed vampire slayer or anything, that he's still low in the ranks of the Guild and he's trying to live up to the memory of his father. I also enjoyed how the confession scene in Episode Five was written. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves with romance tropes is when someone says "I love you!" after TWO DAYS of knowing the other person (I'm looking at you, Disney). But here, it felt like it was taken into account that Alfonso and the Guest hadn't known each other for long and were thrown into a very stressful and emotional situation. So yeah, feelings were probably going to be a result of that, but that doesn't necessarily mean it was "love" to begin with... but it could become that. Saying "I want you" made it feel more honest, I suppose.

Second, loveeeeee how the video was set up (I watched the story compilation btw, probably should've mentioned that). But the way the background shifted with the situation was SO cool. I've noticed that before in your other series, not sure if I've brought it up yet, but it really helps with the immersion as well as giving me a better idea of what the setting is. Also- SOUNDTRACK. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE SOUNDTRACK.

Third, I thought it was epic that you did it in English and Spanish. Also neat finding out that you're Spanish, that was cool. My family's Puerto Rican, so I can understand the language (if you speak it at very slow pace and are very patient with me) but I personally can't speak it. I love hearing it, though, and I want to learn it properly lol.

Mmkay, that's enough of sane Nyx, time for my chaos-

"Alfonso, shut up about Carmen, Carmen is my QUEEN, I LOVE HER, she shall be the tía of our children when we get married-"

"This is probably not at all canon but Alfonso looks like Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride in my head- where's the actual design for him-"

*is once again deceased at confession scene raaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*

"Scythe, you did it again, this villain is epic."

"Ok so we have werewolves in here, which probably means that Der Wolfsjäger might be connected...? Possibly? Bro, these mythic transformations do not sound PLEASANT, AUGH-"

"OMG WE GET TO TRAIN TO BE A VAMPIRE SLAYER LET'S GO-"

From the Matador Gothic spinoffs:

In "Proving Yourself to Your Vampire Master", I could literally see it all playing out in my head as an animatic, which makes me furious that I can't draw well.

"Infiltrating a Vampire Nightclub":

"These tight pants reduce my mobility."

Me working on my sweater vest: "Pretty sure you look great from behind, though-"

"And stop looking at my butt!"

*drops crochet hook* "LORD, I PROMISE I'LL BE MORE WHOLESOME, I'M SORRY-"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT WE'RE ENGAGED NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?" *internal squealing intensifies*

"Not in Front of Dinner, Darling"- the tea. Just. All. The tea. I was literally sitting there with one hand covering my mouth listening to everything go down. Like yes, this is very entertaining, I could absolutely just sit here while y'all sort out your relationship- ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY- SIR?!?!?!?!? Also, dinner would very much prefer to NOT see any ravaging of ANY sort... thank you...

OH and the Goblin series, decided to watch that before Matador Gothic... listen, I'm all for teaching people about the magic of Christmas and what not, but if I got locked up for a year because of that little imp AND it's wrecking my house when I get home, I'm getting the baseball bat again, I'm sorry. It was a great series, 10/10.

*checks notes* Aaaaaaaaand that's about all I got for tonight. Or today. Take your pick. Bravo, Escaped, I enjoyed this once again... don't know if I want to watch Wolfsjäger yet, I might go for New Jersey Rats, since that's another finished series.

Thanks againnnnnnnn, happy holidays!!!

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Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

Shadow fit I crocheted for the movie

Gentle, eh?! Be gentle!

*thinking the Villain series was going to be my favorite* *having the hardest time drawing Cheeky and V* *clicking on the War of Witches* *finds out I can be a freaking demon cat which fits my sona perfectly*

V, I love ya, you're hilarious, but Imma be chilling with Creed for a bit... also I like being called floofster.

Bonus dooble: me after finding out Scythe is also a Shadow the Hedgehog fan-

I think War of the Witches is my favorite Scythe series so far... but it's also been a really good distraction from my jaw aching (wisdom teeth being yanked out is not fun).

Also, Cole. My guy. Tongue is great, don't get me wrong, it's freaking delicious... but do we need to carry it around on a string...?

CREED MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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It's me... right before you...

Finished the angst guantlet, made fanart to make myself feel better.

(I did NOT get Fletcher right lmaooooo I tried man- still like it though.)

Bonus dooble: me after finishing Chronus Seven (CURSE YOU ESCAPED)

No but uh, much love, thank you so much, your work is incredible and I very much enjoyed it. Aaaaaaaand I think I will be watching the Matador Gothic one AFTER my break from your angst...

Also working on a dooble for one of Scythe's series- I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE A DEMON CAT, THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT FOR MY SONA-

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Episode 2: My guy loves pie, respect...

Yayyyyyy, I get to meet the kid!!!!

He's👏🏾such👏🏾a👏🏾geek👏🏾

Ok we were on the same train of thought with the peach cobbler ngl-

Wait he has a prosthetic! Interestinggggggggggggg

What's going on. Who's here-

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND GET DOWN YOU IDIOT-

Well, this is how we lose our chances with him...

*two hours later* I was helping make soup where was I-

Jeez- Ok I'm cooler than I thought- JEEZ-

WE ARE SO TRAUMATIZING THIS MAN-

Gosh darn itttttttttttttttttttt... can Rose get me out?

Oh I'm screwed, huh. Ooh but Williams sounds kinda fine...

Wait... dang it, am I gonna have to relocate? Ugh I need to talk to Ivan...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ivan... YAY HE HUGGED US- WOO-

Yeah hun there's a lot that you should know- nooooooooooo I was not a desk clerk......... mmmmmmmmmm no I don't think I'll be safe- aw- PLEASE SAY I GET TO MARRY IVAN-

OH MY GOSH THE KID'S HERE- yep there goes my heart.

Oh this is gonna be awkward... hi ma'am...

DANG IT I LIKE IVAN THO- yes it's probably a good idea so he's safe but AUGH

No no I completely get it ma'am, honest, it's really bad-

Raven: *deadpan face*

Me irl: *furiously nodding, agreeing with everything Michelle is saying*

HOLD UP, WE ARE NOT FANTASIZING RIGHT- OR IS IT A DREAM- it's a dream YEP IT'S A DREAM- oh the TRAUMA in this series

Ok we're leaving, this is gonna suck but it's for the best.

Ivan please don't make this harder- dammit- PLEASE IVAN I LIKE YOU TOO MAN COME ON-

K we're gonna meet back up again or I will riot.

No I'm not okayyyyyyyyy... in more ways than one, I messed up my project.

FRICK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE STAYING WOOOOOOOOOOOO

OPEN UP IVAN- YES IT WAS FOR YOU

*screeching internally, kicking feet, throwing squishmallow against the wall* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Episode 3:

These doggone pagers man...

Hey, ngl, it'd be funny if Harrison tried to take us out.

Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- why'd you say it in that tone tho-

GREAT NEWS I'VE FIXED THE PROJECT- aagh I love him so much-

What does Luke want... he sounds nervous?... oh great what happened.

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO, ANYTIME THEY WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON IT'S BAD COME ON. WHAT NOW.

I take back my earlier statement, this man is NOT red flag-simping material.

We are NOT bringing Ivan. WE ARE NOT BRINGING IVAN.

RAVEN, GIRL, I KNOW I'M TECHNICALLY YOU, BUT I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS.

Can we please listen to Ivan- I don't like this situation- this frick is gonna double-cross us-

(I feel like Michelle had the better lawyer in the divorce lol-)

There's that freaking crow again. YEP. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO.

Too bad we don't have regenerative powers like a certain someone hahahahaaaaaaa *piercing sobs*

FIGHTTTTTTT

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT THE HELMET-

OMGGGGGGGGGGG. OH THIS IS BRUTAL.

Ivan don't scare me like that again.

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW HE WAS A SLEAZEBALL-

HI CROW, I TRIED TO TELL HER- STOP PLAYING OUR SONG.

Wench, I know you did not threaten Paloma-

GET HIM IVAN- YES BAEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

K now we just gotta fix the bleeding out problem over here... no. ESCAPED NO. TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT.

I SWEAR IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT-

TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT-

OH THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THANK YOU BABY JESUS AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Listen, I was about to cry and I would've had to throw hands. HI IVANNNNNNNNNNNN

*pounds fist against table* We must protecc the child she is too precious-

Awwwwwwww ok happy tears happy tears this time yayyyyyyyyyyyy

THAT ENDING WAS SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGG OK I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, THE NEON SERIES WAS GREAT

*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*

Episode 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's about me...

Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO

K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?

Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.

What kinda dream is this???

"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.

CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-

no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.

Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-

Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!

Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-

Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾

Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.

"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"

me: *actually wheezes*

my brother: "what's so funny-"

"NOTHING-"

I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.

HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

Aw man, put the telenovela back on!

I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.

*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"

And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh

OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.

Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)

YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-

Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3

NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...

*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*

Episode 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's about me...

Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO

K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?

Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.

What kinda dream is this???

"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.

CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-

no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.

Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-

Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!

Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-

Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾

Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.

"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"

me: *actually wheezes*

my brother: "what's so funny-"

"NOTHING-"

I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.

HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

Aw man, put the telenovela back on!

I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.

*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"

And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh

OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.

Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)

YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-

Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3

NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...

*is gingerly prodding part two with a 6 ft pole*

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

Ok, got my doughnut, let's go-

Episode 3

Again. I strongly protest my part in this deal.

COME ON, BIG GUY, YOU GOT THIS- I think... oh nope, uhhh lemme work on that escape plan-

MA'AM, please, what is with the insults, I did nothing-

Ohhhh, the Surge gang... this got interesting.

CROW I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING HER ALIVE- oh she's fine. Oh she's gonna hate us...

Ok to be fair, I'm still not sure what my opinion of Crow is yet... ah y'all were raiders? No, I do think he's good deep down...

I KNEW IT, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE INADVERTENTLY WORKING FOR SURGE BRO

Yes, very eloquent, boss... I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU MF, I KNEW IT.

HE HAS A KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA

NVM, HE IS A CAT LOVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Aw no Crow... Crow don't cry, it's ok bubby... why the frick would I run away, you big lug smh. Why the frick would I think you're an animal bro- oh. OH. UM. OKAY THEN.

I mean after all that, yeah might as well stay, bro- OMG. WELP.

(Gosh when they get like that augh- *punches wall*)

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP. DID I STAY THE NIGHT- AYO??

Episode 4

Omg I stayed the night, wow-

He sounds happy agh 😭

YEAH IT IS LUCKY YOUR CAR'S WRECKED, I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS BRUV.

Dannie knows doesn't she- yep, yep she does.

BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS DANNIE-

Wait wait, don't let Dannie die, ok, I like her. Dannie lives, please.

Dannie NO. NO SHE BETTER BE OKAY.

I call dibs on the pistol-

Please be ok Dannie please- omg kitty!!!

DANNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Episode 5

Crow, we will get him, but calm down first please

... I'm not gonna die again right? Right? Cuz uh- I don't like how that sentence went- yeah come here, bub.

Oh greattttt, they're expanding their power...

Mindspike sounds like a control drug- THE SIDE EFFECTS LOL-

Ok either I'm gonna die or Crow is gonna die and I'm going to end up crying over his recorded tapes.

"Oh and one for good luck-" *no no no melting stop it me*

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- CROW-

Istg if one more person calls me b*tch.

*crochet project has been completely abandoned for the moment*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'VE BEEN TAKING SAMPLESSSSSSS...

Hey girllllllll... thanks for the apology I really appreciate that- THERE'S A BABY HERE- why is the baby named Project Vengeance bro.

Oh precious angel

No I'm not ready Crow, one of us is gonna die-

Episode 6

K, he's monologuing, now would be the PERFECT time to shoot-

Here we gooooooo... DON'T INSULT CROW LIKE THAT- AND DON'T TALK ABOUT DANNIE LIKE THAT-

YES- ooh no wait this is kinda troublesome... UM I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BRO- BOTH OF US ALIVE PLEASE.

No no no no not ready for this not ready for this- aaaaaaaaagh that sounded like it hurt-

AUGH THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT HURT-

I'm sorry guy, it's for a good cause I promise-

AHHH LET'S GO MUSICCCCCCCCCCC

I don't like this idea dang it-

🎶She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac on the floor...🎶

The end is uncomfortably close...

GEEZ, when they lowkey get demanding, gosh-

We're gonna be chill, we'll be fine...

ROSE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET CROW GO-

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO LIVE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE PLEASE-

NOOOO CROW COME ON-

NO DAMMIT-

SHUT UP THERE'S A CROW CAWING- WHY IS ROSE HERE-

NOT EGGYOLK- AND THE NAME CHANGE-

*kicks over table* NOT THE CASSETTE TAPE I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... Yeah this was great, great story. Um- Neon Wings is the next part okay...

I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, THOUGH- I managed to beat that part, hah.

(I thought Saku and Nora were the best at angst, dammit, I'm so dead-)

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

... Honey, the tags make me nervous...

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

Oh heck yeah, let's go, I got doughnuts to drown my feelings in anyway-

I apologize for the person I became last night after 11 pm, you will be seeing her again-

"Blue Infinity" is now on my favorite audio series of all time list, we're adding it to the playlist.

Escaped, you did freaking amazing with this. The writing, script, soundtrack, all of it, just the storytelling was so freaking good.

And the cast was incredible, goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... still loved how Scythe sounded like Captain Barbossa while playing Claw (freaking love Captain Barbossa). Also Saku as the Water Spirit was peakkkkkkkkkk.

(Also I really love this ⬆️, most of the time when I follow a creator, it's because they interact with their audience lol)

Why are the people in this circle so freaking cool. And is it a circle? Possibly a polygon of some sort...

(I have a headache, I should not have stayed up so late. Worth it tho)

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING AN AMAZING CHARACTER, I LOVE HIM, CLAW IS MY BOI NOW

I apologize for the person I became last night after 11 pm, you will be seeing her again-

"Blue Infinity" is now on my favorite audio series of all time list, we're adding it to the playlist.

Escaped, you did freaking amazing with this. The writing, script, soundtrack, all of it, just the storytelling was so freaking good.

And the cast was incredible, goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... still loved how Scythe sounded like Captain Barbossa while playing Claw (freaking love Captain Barbossa). Also Saku as the Water Spirit was peakkkkkkkkkk.

(Also I really love this ⬆️, most of the time when I follow a creator, it's because they interact with their audience lol)

Why are the people in this circle so freaking cool. And is it a circle? Possibly a polygon of some sort...

(I have a headache, I should not have stayed up so late. Worth it tho)

Yeah no problem! Can't wait to consume the rest of your content like I've done with the others...

(... gosh my emotions are gonna be a wreck I know it)

I apologize for the person I became last night after 11 pm, you will be seeing her again-

"Blue Infinity" is now on my favorite audio series of all time list, we're adding it to the playlist.

Escaped, you did freaking amazing with this. The writing, script, soundtrack, all of it, just the storytelling was so freaking good.

And the cast was incredible, goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... still loved how Scythe sounded like Captain Barbossa while playing Claw (freaking love Captain Barbossa). Also Saku as the Water Spirit was peakkkkkkkkkk.

(Also I really love this ⬆️, most of the time when I follow a creator, it's because they interact with their audience lol)

Why are the people in this circle so freaking cool. And is it a circle? Possibly a polygon of some sort...

(I have a headache, I should not have stayed up so late. Worth it tho)

I apologize for the person I became last night after 11 pm, you will be seeing her again-

"Blue Infinity" is now on my favorite audio series of all time list, we're adding it to the playlist.

Escaped, you did freaking amazing with this. The writing, script, soundtrack, all of it, just the storytelling was so freaking good.

And the cast was incredible, goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... still loved how Scythe sounded like Captain Barbossa while playing Claw (freaking love Captain Barbossa). Also Saku as the Water Spirit was peakkkkkkkkkk.

(Also I really love this ⬆️, most of the time when I follow a creator, it's because they interact with their audience lol)

Why are the people in this circle so freaking cool. And is it a circle? Possibly a polygon of some sort...

(I have a headache, I should not have stayed up so late. Worth it tho)

Chapter 8

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee we got married and had kidssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wait how sick did I get- I'm not gonna die right-

NO WHY IS SIMON SAYING THAT-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WAIT.

WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING NO THIS IS NOT OKAY GODDAMMIT

THIS IS NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FLETCHER MY BELOVED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

over here sobbing into my squishmallow FRICK THIS

AND THE CREW'S ALL HERE.

No Fletcher shut up, I'm already crying, SHUT UP, DON'T YOU START CRYING DANG IT FLETCHERRRRRRRRR STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

That's it- you all sound beautiful btw, lovely singing- *furiously wiping away tears*

THIS WAS AMAZING AND I LOVED IT AND EVERYONE DID SO GOOD , ALL OF YOU WERE ASTOUNDING

Dammit it's late, I need to go to bed, doggone EMOTIONS FROM THIS, ESCAPED, GODDDDDDDDDDD YOU DID SO GOOD WITH THIS-

*grabs headphones and crochet project*