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Finally, some good news.

👉🏿 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/16/health/abortion-pills-fda.html

You know what fuck this *puts on my seal skin and fucks off back to the ocean*

The wind didn’t just howl. It sang.

over on patreon Space Bat wanted albatross sirens and albatross sirens you shall have. i figure that just like mermaids they come in all sorts of fun shapes and the humanoid slider is all over the place. the only constants are that they use sound magic, they have links to fortune/weather/death, and they’re fuckoff huge. like, an adult siren is 8 feet tall at the smallest and their wingspan is ridiculous. they can also be just as heavy as they look or they can will themselves to be as light as an feather.

very weird bird people. if you must interact please proceed with caution.

POV Dracula: Your UberEats order has been delivered

Jon about to make not even the first worst mistake of his life that day. 

You might not want to hear this but people with anger issues and/or violent impulses need social accommodations. And no by accommodation I don't mean walking on eggshells around them, actual accommodations for people with these issues comes down to giving them a space away from what's triggering them to process their emotions and calm themselves down same as what kind of accommodations people who get sensory overload or just any kind of overwhelmed. There is no moral value to having anger issues or violent impulses, people with them are deserving of accommodation the same as everyone else.

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

"mum said it's my turn on the xbox >:("

not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn't have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can't let wifi raise your kid

obsessed with the concept of being haunted by yourself

has this been done yet

i mean are you going to look at me and tell me that i’m wrong

i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

its a jekyll ™ moment

actually while i'm here, i'm gonna reveal it was me who drew this thing that i doubt anyone even remembers: pickle hyde

goes to put an obscure post on tumblr and then disappears into the void, never to be seen again

Neither plague or famine tempered my courage Nor did raids make me cower But his translucent skin Made me shiver deep within my bones It was a pale white horse With a crooked smile And I knew it was my time

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

“Wait A Minute - What Was I Doing?” — If I had a penny for every time this happens… Wait. What?

Original title: “Ravenswood” by Janet Louise Roberts (1971)

Let's run through the medow and never look back

Wisteria, Somerset 2021

Hasselblad X1D II 50C + XCD 45mm

Photographed by Freddie Ardley - Instagram @freddieardley

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

Green explotion

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

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arge octopus floor mosaic at Gumalimba Park, Roatan, Honduras

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope