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How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice
How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice
How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice
How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice
How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice
How To Wear A Knife Strapped To Your Thigh With A Garter Like A Fucking Lady While Managing Not to Slice

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.

Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.

Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.

Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.

Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.

People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

11 years ago

Skinny wrists

Heavy burdens

Dark thoughts

Light weights

Girls with scars on their arms and thighs

Boys with bruises and tough exteriors

Tired

Always tired

Concentration gone

Fire in out hearts blown out

Vomit in hair and toilet bowls

Meals in the bin

Fed to the dog

...

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sorry-noimnot - Untitled
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In case I offend you...I'm sorry, if I like it, I post it....my truth. and really I do not feel sorry, I just have a bad habit of apologizing to sensitive people who get booty hurt too easily.

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