That Ship Is Toxic To YOU. To Me It's A Complex, Multi-layered, Essay-worthy Dynamic That'd Take Numerous

Keefe: lol I skip all my classes I'm so quirky and silly, I'm such a "bad boy"

Keefe when he's in his ditching spot:

"There were dragons when I was a boy"

AND THERE SHOULD STILL BE DRAGONS NOW, THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SENT AWAY. THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE DISSAPEARED OF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

The Dragon's were never meant to leave, they shouldn't have left.

Toothless would have NEVER left Hiccup

Literally the third movie undid the beautiful message at the end of the second movie. Berk was their home, they were going to defend it with everything they had. The Dragons are their friends, their family, their people. They belong with the dragons just as much as the dragons belong with them. Berk was a paradise on Earth for Dragons and humans. Separating them was the worst possible plot route.

I cannot stress enough how devastating it was for the final instalment of the How to Train your Dragon franchise (I'm ignoring that shit tv series and those short movies) to have taken the dragons away from the characters. I cannot state how distraught I am thinking about it now

What the fuck, and how dare you

YALL PICREW TIME

picrews take so long i cant imagine how much work this took to make. and does this look exactly like them? no. but it looks CLOSE and i had SO MUCH FUN and they are SO CUTE!!!

picrew HERE

Looks like Scarlett Pavlovich, one of the women who accused Gaiman of sexual assault, has started the process to sue his ass and Amanda Palmer's ass, and get some justice.

There are 28 pages of court filing here, but, as one of Scarlett's lawyers said on Bsky, "DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman."

There are 9 causes of action, in the filing, some against both Gaiman and Palmer, some against only one of them, ranging from human traficking to negligence to sexual assault.

This just to say, sue their asses, Scarlett! Sue these fuckers' asses!

Keefe: Foster has no survival or self-preservation instincts, Forkster. I think you forgot to tweak them into her genes. Mr. Forkle: That can't be true-- Keefe: Watch this. Keefe: Yo, foster, race you downstairs! Sophie: *jumps out of second-story window*

Have you ever seen a poster and thought.

Wait what.

I just did so i googled

Huh. That seems.... not that far? What about...

Okay. Okay that's... still.... but maybe I'm seeing distances wrong let's try what the poster said

.....

Huh. That's. I'm. Wait what is...

Okay so the international space station is roughly 10 times closer to me than the west coast is that's fine this is fine I'm fine what

Hazy warmth ☀️

Another Colentine thingie because once again I need something to help me cope with my weird gay pseudo-crush, and y’all lost your marbles the last time I posted something with these two in it.

I shall make everything about shadow vanilla trust.

God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world