Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.
Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.
Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.
Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.
We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.
The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.
Kenric has come back to life.
Forkle is actually a quintuplet.
Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.
Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.
The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.
Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.
I am still reading this godforsaken book series.
Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.
every year the ao3 stats come out and every year people insist that the lack of women isn’t misogyny but because ‘most fic writers are female and therefore enjoy writing about men more’ and every year they don’t seem to understand that they themselves have just described a version of misogyny
I made a cookie run agelist based on canon information. (cause some people need it)
limited perception.
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Keefe: Foster has no survival or self-preservation instincts, Forkster. I think you forgot to tweak them into her genes. Mr. Forkle: That can't be true-- Keefe: Watch this. Keefe: Yo, foster, race you downstairs! Sophie: *jumps out of second-story window*
My Brain: Hungry!!!
Me: Ok cool, what do you want?
My Brain: Sorry, no. I've made too many decisions today, and if I have to think about one more thing I will literally cry. So you just need to make the exact food I want to eat happen in front of me, without any actual input from me, and if you guess wrong I will explode the sun.
Me: But—
My Brain: Did I mention there's a time limit?
reblog to let Biana stab someone
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Unfortunately my nervous system cannot tell the difference between the idea of someone possibly politely declining me and a nuclear bombing at my location.
extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying
Helloooo, I mostly reblog lolQuote from Bones UK: ‘Pretty Waste’ PFP and background by me
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