This Girl At Uni Was Dressed Sooo Gay And Then I Found Out She's Just Straight With A Lesbian Mom. Dykebaiting

sweetest post ever??? 😭

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

My favorite side quest…

Making them into LITTLE GOOBERS.

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

Only day you can reblog this

Wanting a romantic relationship as a (most likely) aroace not in a "If you want a girlfriend you can't be aroace, it doesn't work like that" kind of way but in a "I want someone to choose me. I want someone to choose me, day after day, for the rest of our lives, because they want to. I want to be someone's partner, I want to be someone's first pick, I want to be their favorite one. I don't want to be shunted aside in favor of husbands, wives, and kids, because our schedule changed, because we've moved on to different things. I want to be a priority. I want them to fight to keep me, I want to fight to keep them. I want to hold someone, I want to be held. I want to exist in their space, I want them in mine. I don't want to find out they mattered so much more to me than I did to them. I dream of a love so heavy it makes my spine throb." kind of way

had a thought and needed to draw it

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

There’s also a thing that people who think they’re being accepting do where they go “Not wanting romance is SO SAD AND LONELY! Not wanting to read romance novels is SEXIST! Not wanting a partner makes you a FREAK! Not having sex with your partner is BAD and ABUSIVE! Not feeling sexual attraction to your partner means there is SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!… unless you’re aromantic or asexual, of course! Then you get a pass.” The only acceptable reason to deviate from the amatonormative and sexnormative societal norm is to claim an identity label that exempts you. The actual thing you’re doing is still bad… but don’t worry it’s OK for you to do it! It feels like, we haven’t actually challenged any norms at all, you just get a pass on them because you can’t help it, poor thing. If you have the capacity to feel these, you have the obligation to; you are only exempt if you claim an identity that says that you are unable to. It implies that we would if we could, but we can’t, and it’s merely unfair to punish us for our shortcomings. Romance and sex are still social requirements, that hasn’t changed, we just are allowed a pass on it because we are unable to meet them. (And we’re still expected to reassure everyone that of course we recognize that their romance and sex is far more important than anything we will ever be able to have!)

I don’t want aros and aces to get special exemption from the requirement to have romance and sex and romantic attraction and sexual attraction; I want that to not be a requirement for anyone.