Latest Posts by sourapplesnake - Page 8

something interesting about all of the canon empaths- they're all full of it and ultimately value themselves or their agendas FAR more than those around them

Look at Oralie

Look at Cassius

Look at Stina

Look at Keefe

That's how you could tell Marella wasn't going to be one- she's more empathetic than the Empaths

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

what actually went down in the marella short story:

reblog to let Biana stab someone

Sophie: I want to do this very important mission alone. Maybe with Keefe, since his mom is involved, BUT NO ONE ELSE I'M NOT PUTTING ANYONE IN DANGER

Fitz:

Biana:

HAS ANYONE DONE THIS YET

Keefe: lol I skip all my classes I'm so quirky and silly, I'm such a "bad boy"

Keefe when he's in his ditching spot:

behold

forkman

tam & linh should dye their hair rainbow for pride reblog if you agree

🏞 sanctuary-official Follow

In a sense, none of our animals have ever truly "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage.

🏞 sanctuary-official Follow

but yeah like eighteen to nineteen manticores are currently loose

that speech patterns post got me thinking and I feel like it would be wildly hilarious if Bronte starts picking up teenage slang from his inflicting sessions with Sophie.

Like it's a council meeting, and Emery is like 'yeah we can't seem to get the trolls to cooperate in negotiations' and Bronte just goes "skill issue". And everyone else loses their shit because what the fuck Bronte.

what if the series ends with Sophie's mind breaking

and because she is the only person who can heal a broken mind, then that would just be. the end

More of my ✨Horrible Annotations✨ from eleven year old me :D

Crowley coded

If I hear “oh your talents are a gift from god!” One more time out of a Christian, I MIGHT lose my shit.

Fuck you mean my talents are “a gift from god” the same god whose black and white morality leads to an eternity of hellfire? I think not.

No, u think my talents are a reflection upon the work I have wrought into my flesh and bones through sheer force of will and determination, not something that I was just born with, thank you very much.

sweetest post ever??? 😭

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

happy pride from Paris' superheroes

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

(Source)

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

Tubi’s more popular than divorce. 75 million people watch Tubi every month. 29 million get divorced every year.

last night i had a dream where there was a kotlc 9.75 and the cover was amy and sophie but when they were kids. i don't remember the title but it started with "un"