Ok Well It Has Been Real But I Am Going To Kill You With A Hammer Now

eddie has one move and it's 'he's hanging out with his buck today!' and it works every single time

do u think ryan’s brother ever watches the show and is like man what the fuck

hereditary alcoholism. childhood ice skating stardom. con artist mother. who's doing it like the nash family?

you know what? fuck it.

how DARE THEY start this season with FUCKING BEES

ALL OF US BEING LIKE YEAH THEY PROBABLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS

SPOILER ALERT

THEY DIDN’T

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

and when eddie comes back and buck starts making noise about finding a new place to live and he wonders if ravi has any places available meanwhile blissfully unaware ravi is just living his life until eddie diaz fresh out of texas chainsaw massacre house corners him in the station and tells him he's not to offer buck an apartment under any circumstances

CHRIS: My mom died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my dad I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see he’s moving on, my mom’s death hit him pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. CHRIS, watching BUCK + EDDIE: Update, he got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

imagine you are jack quaid. or karl urban. or anthony starr. and nepo cast member pretty boy ackles is in cahoots with the creator of your show. he is able to bring in his frat brother and frat lover from that one shit show that can't seem to die. you want to say something but gay people would crucify you.