Imagine You Work At Some Fucking Roadside Diner In Buttfuck Nowhere And You Have To Wait A Table With

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

the reason bobby is gonna wake up in his coffin is cause Brad is gonna go full saltburn on his grave

the thing about supernatural is that, if it were real, hunting as a subculture would have a lot in common with biker and cowboy culture. it already does, aesthetically and as a lifestyle. and that means that it would be full of gay men, or at least gay sex. if supernatural were accurate men would’ve been cruising day and night at Ellen’s roadhouse and Bobby/Rufus would’ve been real. unfortunately no one involved in this goddamn show except maybe late-stage Misha Collins understood that they were making a show about queer masculinity’s place within the American gothic. tragic. many such cases.

Buck: NO ONE ELSE IS QUITTING THIS MONTH The rest of the 118:

I have so much to say about today's episode, but I can't get over the fact that Eddie loved ballroom dancing—until his parents ruined it for him. They turned it into something competitive, something he had to prove himself in, with trophies to win and a scholarship to earn, when all he ever wanted to do was just dance. And then, years later, when the priest told him to find his joy, the very first thing he did was dance freely, without all the pressure his parents had put on his shoulders

at this point it feels like peter krause must have idk. laughed at tim that he’s bald. and tim went insane

that is truly what it feels like

cupholders in the car is such a swag feature that nobody talks about. cars can usually hold upwards of four drinks

I don't really understand why people only consider destiel jack's dads, not just because sam is also there, but also because it's infinitely funnier if Jack says "I have more dads than most people" and means 1. the devil himself 2. the president of the united states 3. a fallen angel 4. that guy's situationship 5. number 4's brother

who is doing it like him

ravi's little "that's my motto!" about enjoying it while it lasts in 7x09 was likely meant to be a throwaway line to bring him into the conversation, and he does not seem to be saying it cynically at all, but if i think about that line too long in the context of him being a pediatric cancer survivor i will lose what's left of my marbles

bobby faking his death to avoid getting imprisoned for being an enemy of the state. walk with me, hold my hand, follow my lead....