Sometimes I Feel Like Im Climing Up This Incline Again Alone But Thankully Sisypus And The Itsy Bitsy

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

lupete my beloved

my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

there seems to be a lot of interest so if you wanna be tagged when the missed calls fic is posted interact with this post :)

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

the silent maddie scream,,,, GUYSSS

love it when you’re watching a movie and willem dafoe shows up