Okay Now Thinking About The Night Before The Wedding. Eddie Is At Their House With Chris. Buck Is Staying

okay now thinking about the night before the wedding. eddie is at their house with chris. buck is staying with maddie and chim. because buck takes this Very Fucking Seriously okay. it is BAD LUCK to see each other before the wedding. he is NOT going to risk cursing his own wedding thank you very much. and eddie who famously does not believe in curses is like "are you sure you don't wanna spend the night at home?" 🥺 big brown eyes piercing buck's soul. and buck's like "NO!!! don't you do that. you will not break me. i will not curse this marriage." and eddie's like, fond eye roll "okay, bud. i love you. see you tomorrow, mr. diaz" and kisses him goodbye like he was always going to because he might not believe in curses but buck does. but well. buck underestimated how absolutely incapable he is of spending the night without eddie. and he's going OUT OF HIS MIND. maddie and chimney are also going OUT OF THEIR MINDS. eventually buck breaks. and he's like. "i—i gotta go see eddie. you gotta let me go, guys." and chimney who is visibly blocking the door is like "not so fast, buckaroo. i made a promise that i would not let you leave under any circumstances." and buck's like "you made that promise TO ME, chim! i am letting you off the hook!" and chim's like "you warned me you would say that!" and buck is like "you can't stop me. no offense chim but you're kinda small" and chim's like "small but DEADLY" and maddie who has been stood there rolling her eyes and texting eddie through all of this is like "oh for the love of god just let him go" and chim sighs. and lets buck go. because he loves his wife. and buck gets home and hovers on the porch. and the peephole opens and buck shuts his eyes like "no! we can't see each other!" and eddie who anticipated this laughs and is like. "i have a blindfold on" and buck is like "oh. hot." and then chris is like "okay, gross." and buck lets out a horrified startled sound. and eddie's laughing again like "chris is gonna give you one too. if you're planning on staying" and chris is like, long-suffering sigh "i hope you guys are less weird when you're married" and then anyway. buck gets a blindfold too. and chris leaves them there. on purpose. and they have to navigate their way to bed while laughing and bumping into everything and then buck sleeps on top of him like a weighted blanket