WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6.09

I do think the funniest thing they could do would be make episode 12 like a short film about how awful texas is and how Eddie has been blisteringly in love with buck and aware of it the whole time

so you’re telling me that wasn’t a hallucination and she did cut maddie’s neck. and as she BLED OUT she thought she had ONE more move in her. and she decided to SAVE HER HUSBAND. because if she died. then jee at least would have HIM. the love of HER LIFE. oh im sick

Mary: Me and Annie did eventually come to love each others as husband and wifes, but it did take a very long times, it did.

Alison: Aw, a slow burn

Mary: …a what.

eddie is driving around in his prius yelling out the lyrics to unwritten smiling to himself thinking about facetiming his boybestfriend and he doesn't even KNOW!!! fuck!!!!!

when the period cramps start hitting so bad you have to pretend that you're on a barricade in 19th century france bleeding out from a wound dying in the hands of an unrequited lover

this is amazing!!!!

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I have so much to say about today's episode, but I can't get over the fact that Eddie loved ballroom dancing—until his parents ruined it for him. They turned it into something competitive, something he had to prove himself in, with trophies to win and a scholarship to earn, when all he ever wanted to do was just dance. And then, years later, when the priest told him to find his joy, the very first thing he did was dance freely, without all the pressure his parents had put on his shoulders

this really should not be as attractive as it is