“you Have A 32 Inch Waist Right” “you’re Like The Mike Tyson Of Coughing And I’m Talking Pre-face

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

there seems to be a lot of interest so if you wanna be tagged when the missed calls fic is posted interact with this post :)

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

the silent maddie scream,,,, GUYSSS

the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

how are we doing gang

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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