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I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.

the face of a man who cannot handle learning anymore lore about his insane coworkers

I imagine none of Wilson's hobbies or social outings involve anyone else from his demographic

Outside of work, he goes to his cooking class where I headcanon he's the only guy in his 40s who attends, I can see him awkwardly going to some library craft group and hanging out with the retirees who make up the rest of the group, maybe he was also the kind of kid who mostly had girl friends in school, being a young department head means he probably never studied with students his own age, etc etc etc

all of this contributes to how he has no idea what a normal typical friendship looks like between two middle-aged men, which explains his Everything™ with House

not enough people talk about bobby and cas. bobby was like “ughhh now i have to adopt my adopted son’s gay boyfriend” and then he did so with pride

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

My brain has been singing this non-stop, so I had to do something with it.

I have never made an edit before, so excuse the crappy editing and try to imagine the vision.

eddie has one move and it's 'he's hanging out with his buck today!' and it works every single time