So True

lupete my beloved

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

Gays so undisputed they have over a decade of shipping

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

we're the army. this is why he thinks the law doesn't apply to eddie and his silver star

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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