That Pistachio Completely Sealed In Its Shell Is Scared And Alone, Like A Miner Trapped By Rubble. You

Nothing is perfect except The Lego Batman movie that film is a masterpiece

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

My brain has been singing this non-stop, so I had to do something with it.

I have never made an edit before, so excuse the crappy editing and try to imagine the vision.

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

we're the army. this is why he thinks the law doesn't apply to eddie and his silver star

CHRIS: My mom died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my dad I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see he’s moving on, my mom’s death hit him pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. CHRIS, watching BUCK + EDDIE: Update, he got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

I can and will run on spite, but it's not good for the engine and I wish there was other fuel available.