spacedkittty

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So Elon’s AI is currently repsonding to every single question by redirecting the topic to white genocide in South Africa

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

Hmmm

In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts.

“Look!” said Manchester, NH, cashier Brenda Cosgrove, staring out the window of the yarn shop where she works. “There goes another one! That’s three today!”

Across the U.S., signs of the change of season abound, as daffodils poke out of the ground, the songs of the robin are once again heard in the trees, and leaves bud on the branches. For millions of Americans, however, there is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man’s sturdy calves in the open air after months hidden away beneath heavy brown fabric.

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Bold of you to assume Catholicism isn't already an MLA

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

our father, who art in chicago,

Appearing nervous as he acknowledged that he had concealed the truth from his fiancée for far too long, actor Tom Holland confided to reporters Thursday that he was working up the courage to tell Zendaya he was only 17. “Oh man, I think I’m in over my head—when we go to get our marriage license, they’re bound to ask for some form of ID with my date of birth on it,” said Holland, who admitted that while there had been a number of opportunities to come clean over the many years of their relationship, he had always found an excuse to put off telling the award-winning actress that he was legally underage. 

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

almost sobbing trying not to laugh at this ai slop ad. is there no quality checking at ANY point in this process? not the ai generator? not the person okay-ing the ad? not tumblr?

Church of Whale Fall

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

uhh... guys?

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

you ever think about how the piña colada song and kate bush's babooshka are technically songs about the same topic but with incredibly different tones

arizona era

north ga mountains

The urge to fail all my classes and install steam on my laptop and only play FTL, KSP, and Surviving Mars for the next however long.

look at my flop posts boy

Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

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Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.