Steve: I Left Instructions For Everyone While I'm Gone.

Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?

Finney: I don't know, how are they~?

Robin, flustered: I-

Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

kidnapper: i have one of your children

Steve: which one i have six

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Steve: witch one there all annoying

Kidnapper:??

Steve: I need a name dude witch one

Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age.  He wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Person b: Finney

Person a: Robin

Robin: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Finney: Three words.

Robin:

Steve would be so confused like "what are you talking about I thought it was so funny I was literally looking forward to That part of the day"

Eddie doing a whole speech and jumping up on the table to mock all the little cliques, including the jocks. Steve laughing, probably claps or whistles. Everyone would assume he was mocking Eddie but he really was just... enjoying the free show. He thought it was entertaining. He'd be very confused when, years later in the Upside Down, Eddie comments on how he made fun of his speeches.

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss