Steve: *passing By With El Hugging Him Koala Style*

Robin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Finney, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Robin: BLOCKED.

Finney: you can't block me this is real life.

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Eddie: *puts several kitchen knives in his coat pockets*

Nancy: What are you doing?

Eddie: Inventory.

Finney: I turned out perfectly fine!

Robin: Finney, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Finney: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Robin: The stars are so beautiful...

Finney : They're just giant balls of gas.

Robin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Finney : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Robin: Oh...

Robin, pointing: May I sit there?

Finney: That's my lap?

Robin: That doesn't answer my question, Finney boy.

Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?

Finney: I don't know, how are they~?

Robin, flustered: I-

Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Robin: Finney... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Finney: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Robin: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.