Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
Eddie : Steve is playing hard to get.
Eddie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
David: Look guys, I need help.
Marko: Love help?
Amber: Financial help?
Dwayne: Emotional help?
Paul: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Paul*
Paul: What?
Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Star: I really care about your feelings!
Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Finney: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Robin: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Finney, desperately, as robin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Robin: Oh! B positive.
Finney: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Robin:
Finney: show yourself
Griffin:...do we have to?...
Amber: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Marko and I are dating.
Marko, Paul, David, and Dwayne: *gasp*
Amber: Marko, why are you surprised?!
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Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.
Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.
Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Griffin: I'm a knife.
Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.