Moose Beat Up Finney Last Year. That Was Before He Became Best Friends With Robin.

Great white chocolate sharks 🦈

El: what’s a thot?

Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner*

Steve: here’s the salt, el.

El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!

Steve: *spits out his coffee*

Steve: I’m a WHAT?

Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*

Finney: I turned out perfectly fine!

Robin: Finney, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Finney: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Steve: *phone rings*

Robin, looking at the screen: You call your dad "daddy"?

Steve, maintaining intense eye contact: Hey, Eddie.

Lo'ak: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Neteyam: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Lo'ak: eywa!?

Robin: Am I in trouble?

Finney: Take a guess.

Ribin: No?

Finney: Take another guess.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.

Billy : Why, what happened?

Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Billy : And?

Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.