Grabber: Tell Me Your Name, Boy.

Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Star: I really care about your feelings!

Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Finney : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vance : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Nancy: I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan

Steve: Woah! Where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?

Nancy: … You wanted fake blood?

Steve:...

Aftermath of being kidnapped

Person a: robin

Person b: Finney

Person c: the grabber

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

Steve: *phone rings*

Robin, looking at the screen: You call your dad "daddy"?

Steve, maintaining intense eye contact: Hey, Eddie.

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Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign