When A Fanfic Writer Puts A Nickname You Think Is Icky In Their Smut Fic

Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.

Griffin: Fam I’m right here....

Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Finney: :(

Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Griffin: Apply juice to what

Vance: Directly to the forehead

Bruce: Great chat everyone

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Robin: I’m totally useless.

Finney : You’re not totally useless.

Finney : You can be used as a bad example.

Steve's eyes are so pretty like its the definition of bambi eyes I swear

Steve: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Eddie: I think you mean cards.

Steve, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Finney: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Robin: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Steve:*Steve biting a demobat and ripping it in half*

Eddie:*whispering* I should not be turned on by that.

Robin: You say something eddie?

Eddie: NO!

Eddie:*gay panic*

Steve: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

Vampire eddie

Eddie being drunk and turning in his bat form

Steve was the one to take the photo