The Classic Games Are

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights

Help me out by Reblogging this, so I can Ratio Nintendo for abandoning their Official Tumblr Account!

All jokes aside I am enjoying this, and it makes me happy to see those who've commented saying they appreciate this a lot due to not wanting to be on Twitter anymore.

I share news as it is posted on Twitter and even sometimes make my own custom news posts!

why does the monster high theme go so incredibly hard. Like yes beastie serve that cunt I’m vibing to this. Do your gay little dance ghouls. I’ll join you.

of course I’m neurotypical I make power points for fun like everyone else

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

BEGGING FOR IT PLEASE

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

yall just have sparkly brains it’s ok

[image description: the ‘epic handshake’ meme, in which two muscular people clasp hands. The person on the left is labeled ‘people with ocd’ and the one on the right is labeled ‘people with psychosis.’ In the center on their hands is written ‘being hated and feared for disturbing thoughts/urges that we have no control over’. End description]

recent events had me thinkin’

heeppy hoolida