spargelhund
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I do think one very interesting element of antisemitism is that it transforms Jewish people into tropes that non-Jewish people can mold into whatever form fits their narrative.
There is no uniform or consistent theory. Even the same antisemite will hold very clearly contradictory ideas in tension, with little to no reflection on the dissonance between those ideas. Because, to him, "the Jew" is not a real person - he is an idea, or rather, an object, to project all his dissatisfaction onto.
Jewish people have no say in this. There is no basis for the antisemite's claims. They are the object of his hatred with little to no personal existence in his mind.
Antisemitism is often universalized because of this, but I think that's a mistake because it's also a peculiarity of antisemitism - that it can take on the flavor of a society's hatred so effectively.
Gotham memes I made while binging so I finish before it leaves Netflix part 1:
finally. femme gilzean
silly thingy for pride month hehe :3
good things will happen 💫
things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫
Just dug up some Gotham alignment charts I made years ago…
being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Natasha: Sit down, i'm gonna torture you now
Bucky, smirking: Kinky.
Natasha: I think you're sweet and beautiful.
Bucky: What—
Natasha: You deserve to be cared for.
Bucky: Stop, now—
Natasha: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.
Bucky: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!
collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:
even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body
you don't have to brush your teeth standing up
you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering
you don't have to shower with the lights on
if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath
if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria
eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food
you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it
some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them
kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time
if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are
we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it
What Strength Really Means 💪
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Hey everyone, my name is Abdelmajed. I don’t usually talk much about myself, but today, I want to share a little piece of my story.
I was born and raised in Gaza, a place that has always been my home 🏡. I grew up surrounded by my family, my friends, and the streets that I knew like the back of my hand. Life wasn’t always easy, but we had love, laughter, and dreams. I used to think that no matter what happened, home would always be here. But life has a way of changing things in ways we never expect.
Over the past months, everything I once knew has disappeared. The streets that were once filled with children playing are now silent. The houses that held so many memories are now just rubble. And the people I loved—some of them are gone forever. 💔
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DOWN BOY!! arf!
you know what.
I am so fucking tired of rape fics. I am a sexual assault survivor and you sexulise rape. why. why do I work so hard to get better and it all get ruined by some horny asshole just like last time. THESE CHARATERS DONT WANT TO RAPE YOU. rape is horrible, its NOT sexy. its traumatizing. why do you keep talking about it and writing about it. STOP MINIMIZING MY PAIN WITH YOUR DERANGED FANTASIES.
Simon Riley isnt a rapist
Leon Kennedy isnt a rapist
and belive it or not Jonathan Crane ISNT A FUCKING RAPIST
dont tell me not to kink shame
do not tell me to skip it
you cannot tell me that my trauma doesn't matter
STOP WRITING RAPE FICS
lexthan textposts bc they are consuming my brain as of late
I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS MIGHT BE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE SMOSH EDIT
(from sashjins on tiktok!!)
the chosen kiss - acrylic on canvas 2025
the gentle art of making enemies
first post on tumblr guys,, and it's gotham fanart because yes
being a gotham fan is kinda weird like
i'm rewatching the show and go "oh yes! my favorite nerdy guy is losing his marbles over his first murder. love it! now show me more of that"
Just dug up some Gotham alignment charts I made years ago…
My thought while watching the Gotham season 1 finale
who makes the decision on "them" switching support from Falcone to Moroni. Loeb?
Falcone's got skinny ass calves + ankles
i love Oswald Cobblepot he's so fucking pathetic
does he go by James or Jim
how old are any of these characters supposed to be like is Gorden 30 or 50 i literally cant tell same with Oswald
Bruce is such an angsty child
wait what why is Selena here OMG IS SHE WORKING WITH FISH?? also haircut eatttttsssss IT IS FISH also fish's haircut EATS
anyway back to the psychotic lesbian "he's coming for me" THATS WHAT SHE SAID
wait what's butch gonna do how's the mind control gonna work i love him though has a sweetie
fish lowk adopting Selina is adorable
oh this is so awkward between lee and Barbra also is lee gonna cry :(
LMAO FISH IS DISGUSTED BY MORONIS HUG HAHAHAA babes is crazy ew Moroni is grossing me out THERE IS SO MUCH TENSION IN THIS SCENE
woah penguin just made eye-contact with the camera while looking terrified creepy and chilling
THE MUSIC IN THIS SCENE FISH IS SO PISSED
oh my god she killed him holy shit
Harvey's run lol
"mafioso"
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE oh my god she's so cunty
JESUS CHRIST PENGUIN wait is Selena okay?
HERE'S JOHNNY
oh my god penguin is so awkward YES finally a 1 on 1 fight between fish and penguin
OH MY GOD BUTCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ooooooooh he shot both of them i thought he was gonna shoot himself
woah she's gone like actually
wait he is cus Falcone retired and fish and Moroni are dead holy shit
THIS EP IS FUCKING CRAZY
ooh back to ed his laugh oh my god that's creepy THE TALKING TO HIMSELF OH THIS IS SO GOOD
"master B" lol Bruce is so autistic oh shit what is it oh its just music WAIT WHAT OH MY GOD THE BATS IN THE TUNNEL
"Are We There Yet?" pony inspiration
masterlist
SPENCER REID MASTERLIST
STRANGER THINGS MASTERLIST
MARVEL MASTERLIST
MARAUDERS ERA MASTERLIST
STAR WARS MASTERLIST
SHADOW AND BONE MASTERLIST
JOEL MILLER MASTERLIST
OUTER BANKS MASTERLIST
TYLER OWENS MASTERLIST
MISCELLANEOUS MASTERLIST
collections: AUs masterlist | series collection | halloween collection 2022 | kinktober 2023 | kinktober 2024
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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
what's the etiquette on crying backstage during a show? - run crew
"Omg I'm so bored and I have nothing better to do, wanna call?"
"[Name] isn't here today, I literally have no one to talk to except you..."
"Hm? Oh just one second [Name]'s showing me something."
"Hey could you leave? I need to tell all of them something in private."
"Oh look she's online! Okay you can hang up now!"
"Oh [Name] already told me about that."
"Sorry we just assumed that you weren't interested."
"Nah I would never go to you for advice, [Name] is always my go to."
WHAT AM I?! A ROACH?!
One thing that has made me a much more well-adjusted person is a clip I once saw of Hank Green saying that anyone can be in amazing shape as long as being in amazing shape is one of their top three priorities.
(This is obviously a generalization that isn't true for everyone. But it is true for most people and I'm proceeding from there.)
This "top three priorities" framing has genuinely reduced my tendency toward jealousy and self-comparison a lot. Now when I feel envious of someone’s spotless, aesthetic home, I think to myself, “Having a spotless, aesthetic home is probably one of their top three priorities. It’s definitely not one of mine, so I shouldn’t expect my home to look like that.”
Or when I see an influencer with a body that takes a ton of work to maintain: “Maintaining that body is obviously one of her top three priorities, because it’s her livelihood. My livelihood is my brain, so I’m never going to prioritize my body like that.”
It also helps me to identify areas that I actually DO want to prioritize more. I realized in recent years that my envy for my friends who prioritized writing more than I did was NOT going away, so I started to prioritize writing more. (Not top three, but higher priority than it has been in the past.)
frodo IS sams. in this way. his to take care of, to tend to.