ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.
The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.
You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.
Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.
Skizz, wearing his spinny hat, feet up on the desk during the court case: your honor, can I call doc a fuckface?
Omg I need to bring dogmeat with me next time i go to nuka world
I don’t think I’ve ever seen our boy so happy before.
GoodTimeWithScar fell from a high place
A lottttta (young white) people say shit like “I don’t feel safe confronting racists” when referring to shit like, telling a coworker that their racist joke is inappropriate or intervening when a customer is screaming at a 17 yo Taco Bell employee. when what they actually mean is “i don’t want to feel uncomfortable ever” it doesn’t matter how much ethnically ambiguous podcast protagonist porn you read or cute disability infographics you reblog, you actually have to stand up for the people you claim to care about, otherwise that just makes you a clicktivist i’m sorry but you can change that.
yes it’s scary at first but it gets easier and you gotta do it because helping that other person is way more important than your temporary discomfort and I promise you the person being a dick also feels uncomfortable receiving pushback. we will probably never eliminate this shit from society but we can do our damnedest to shame assholes and entitled people in public spaces until they behave better.
If you clog up tags with “cures” for chronic pain and permanent disabilities I should be able to beat your ass myself
ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me
hermits and their animated thingies
This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog
Debating making this my phone background 🔥🔥🔥
i punkified them
They/Them | 17 mental illnesses (yes really T-T) | physically disabled | punk’s not dead |Banner artist @froggy-champ
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