Spenjelly - No Thoughts, Only Thoughts

Currently feeling the emotion “just had water after chewing mint gum” with a side of tired

Zelda enemies be like:

“Here is a bland orb that could pass as a friendly”

“And here is a grotesque eldritch abomination”

Small rant ahead:

The may contain label is bs. So much bs.

Like way to make eating Russian roulette.

It can mean:

-there is part of this in this

-there is a small amount of this in this

-this shares contact but is not an ingredient

-we did not feel like paying attention so we are covering our bases

-this has this in it but we don’t feel like specifying where in the ingredients

-we don’t know what’s in our product and because we buy certain things premade and don’t feel like looking into it

THIS IS NOT A GAME THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR SOME PEOPLE

Random internet stuff that refuses to leave my brain (mostly memes):

-“it’s the one thing you can’t replace” photo thief

-free real estate meme guy with 8 eyes being a spider saying his thing

-the LOTR meme that people always hooked up to the wrong part of the scene (one does not simply, but they put the img where he says “the great eye”)

-cut my life into pieces, this is my chocolate baagakdhsgakhdhs

-the milk video, soup video, and “my berries”

-the theme that plays in Alphys’ lab

-the plane full of arrows that flew over that island

-sad cotton candy raccoon

-I love you Mr bubz

-starving child who desires chicken nugger, sweer potato, and French fried menu story

-hello darkness my old friend Elmo

What random stuff has cursed y’all with its unending presence?

Do you ever feel like maybe thriving is impossible?

Me every day:

“I should post that sketch I made!”

*doesn’t*

Droplets splatter on the glass

Shining surreal green

Silent shadows wander past

Caught up in a dream

Glitter swirls of lively light

Play upon the walls

Dancing with the darkened night

It chases through the halls

Water ripples with delight

And all the lilies beam

All are pleased to reunite

in this pleasant dream.

Opinion:

Ppl with loud cars n messed up mufflers aren’t cool like they think they are.

It’s like… if someone went around farting as loud as they could and laughing about it. Posing, even.

Never in my life have I met someone impressed with such noise. Just disdain.

The scene in lotr where pippin sneaks the palantir at night always kinda cracks me up bc:

-pippin’s wiggle of discomfort reminds me of cat videos

-Aragorn bursts in the door and just goes “rAAGh,” takes it from pip, and instantly goes noodle

-Gandalf throwing a blanket at the Evil Orb

Why worry about using slang from the newest generation? You have free will. Use slang from all generations as desired, coward.