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thanks both @polskasroka and @tillake :3

1. Bayonetta- Let's dance boys!

2. Judas Priest- Don't go

3. Aerosmith- Dream on

4. Lady Gaga- Paparazzi

5. Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow- Industry Baby

@manngegenmann @tillake @nichtaufgewacht @bisexual-nightmares @pocketgilf @bloodandglittertastessobitter

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

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I’m an idiot and I deleted the original question. I'am sorry. Thank you @pyreneese

1. Two — sleeping at last

2. All I want – Kodaline (i like the cover by Ha Hyun Sang)

3. Run away – Ben Platt

4. Dernière danse – Kyo (the cove by Pomme is perfect)

5. Because of you – Kelly Clarkson

I will tag (? @sakuranomai @my-one-true-l @queen–of–maggots @marilxrants @transasahi @wereana @gracetoldmeto @himbo-kronk-stan @balsemicvinegar @cherrygirl-28 sorry! this way is easier and faster. Feel free to ignore.

Wstawaj, romantyku.

Chodź z nami na powstanie. Mamy cara do obalenia.

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Teen French expressions

For if you want to make hip young friends.

Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Don’t be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.

Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.

Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, là.) literally ‘you make me shit’. means you’re pissing me off.

Carrément - translates to ‘squarely’. Means ‘literally’. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply “ah carrément.” see: tu me fais carrément chier.

J’hallucine / je rêve - are you annoyed by something? say these.

C’est pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - c’est pas possible. There is no cheese left? It’s not possible. I’m hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.

Ça commence à me gaver - I’m starting to get real sick of this. see: Ça commence carrément a me gaver là, putain.

T’es relou - verlan slang for ‘lourd’ meaning someone’s heavy, personality-wise. They’re tedious.

Ça me saoûle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means something’s pissing you off, you’re sick of it.

Grave - totally.

C’est clair - totally/that’s clear. Like ‘claro’ in spanish. “Justine elle est trop relou” “C’est clair. Elle me fait chier.”

J’en ai marre - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le bol - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le cul - I’m sick of this (vulgar).

(J’en ai) Rien à battre - I don’t give a damn.

(J’en ai) Rien à foutre - I don’t give a fuck.

C’est bon, là. -  That’s enough.

Perso, euh, - “Personally,” generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, c’est bon là. J’en ai ras le cul.

Rôh là - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rôh, the more annoyed you are. Rôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôh, c’est quoi ce bordel.

C’est quoi ce bordel ? - translates to “what’s this brothel”, means “what’s this shit?!”

C’est de la merde - It’s shit.

C’est une blague ? - Is this a joke?

Idem - ditto

J’ai la dalle - I’m hungry

Ça caille - It’s freezing

Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for “fou”, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). “Kévin, c’est un ouf! Il fait du vélo sans casque!” “Ouais carrément, c’était un truc de ouf!”

Kévin - there’s a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called Kévin.

Crever - slang for “to die”. Va crever, connard!

Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes

And finally,

T’es con. No English translation can express the power behind the words “t’es con”. While it may sort of translate to “you’re a c*nt/idiot”, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.

Look, all you science-types classifying “bugs” with your “science names”. Just stop it. The truth is out there. Those are fairies and you know it.

Jeweled flower mantis? That’s a fairy.

Lace bug? Nice try, government. FAIRY.

Satin moth? FUCK YOU. FAIRY.

Growing up with your starters

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Archimedes 

mein angel <3

Lave-toi les mains • Wash your hands • /lav.twa le mɛ̃/

not sure if this is actually helpful to anyone but I feel like the use of colors is very important for the kind of feeling you’re going for with your art! so I thought I’d show you what I think when I say “warm/cold/etc. colors”. keeping yourself inside one of the categories when drawing a piece can be very helpful - of course you don’t have to use only the colors showed here, mixing stuff is rad. But just to get the concept yknow

Birds with antlers!! This wonderfully weird series is brought to you by Munwie of Deviantart. Check out her gallery for even more of these surreal splendors.