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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Russian exorcisms be like
Solar System
Archimedes
mein angel <3
Bulgaria: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Serbia: We attack the Ottoman Empire with hummus.
Bulgaria: I stand corrected.
Serbia: Just keeping things in perspective.
im excited for the next overwatch hero but also consider
Moodboard to protect yourself from people with bad intentions
“When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can. Fuck that. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”
— Robert. (Source: Tumblr)
holy shit
Finland: Ok, guys, how do I look?
Sealand: With your eyes, dad.
Sweden: I have raised you right.
France isn’t a rapist, if he was, why would he have said, “Love isn’t something that should be forced upon others.”? Russia isn’t a psychopath, he is actually unaware of how cruel he can be. Romano cares a lot about his family, he just doesn’t feel the need to show it by being lovey-dovey all he time. Prussia likes Italy, it has even been said that he asked Veneziano out on a date, but Veneziano was oblivious to the confession (?). Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia aren’t weak. Being afraid of someone does not make you weak. You’d probably be scared too if you had to deal with Russia. Hetalia isn’t about yaoi.
Shipping wars are unnecessary, there’s no reason to fight over what ship is better. I’ve seen Hetalians tell others to kill theirselves because they simply just didn’t like a ship. Norway and Iceland care very much for eachother, they may have their disagreements here and there, but they still care about each other. Germany IS NOT the Holy Roman Empire. My evidence? Remember how it was stated that Germany was born into an EXISTING body? That existing body was HRE’s. While Germany has HRE’s body, he does not have the soul of HRE so therefore, is not HRE. I do try to respect other’s theories and opinions, people are practically trying to shove the “HRE is Germany” theory down my throat and I do not appreciate such actions. Belarus wasn’t originally designed to be Yandere; she was supposed to be more soft-spoken and kind, like her 2P. Or kind of like Liechtenstein. It’s been said that Hima doesn’t even know how she ended up as the Yandere character she is now. Spain is not a pedophile. Finland is not a coward, nor a useless baby. He’s quite strong. Despite his hard past, he managed to stay cheerful and optimistic. He’s not weak for disliking conflict, he’s suffered a hard past full of conflict. It makes sense that he would dislike conflict. Sweden is shy and isn’t that great when it comes to social activities, which his shyness is often mistaken as him being antisocial and emotionless. I relate strongly to Sweden since my parents often mistake my shyness and awkwardness as me being antisocial. Canada is not a suicidal pushover. And a lot more than what I’ve mentioned in this post.
There’s something wrong about this photo
just a lil something for pride month :,)) i just felt like making a comic about hetalia’s ONLY canon gay character so here we go 🏳️🌈
This is the dancing slav of luck.
Reblog and all your dreams will come true.
Turkey: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Romania: That was deep.
Greece: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Serbia: That was deeper.
Bulgaria: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.
Played Hanzo again for the first time in ages yesterday and I’m pretty sure the enemy Widowmaker took pity on me after I accidentally climbed onto their sniping spot. It was appreciated.
Okay so I made the puffin connection I didn’t realize it was to cover up actual puffins. That’s amazing.
Bats smell nice
Bats smell good
“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off”
— APH Bulgaria
Greece : *philosophical mode on*
Turkey : dont do it hoe
Do you out cereal first or milk first? ò^ó
A happy Wooloo !
In french we call it Moumouton, it’s like saying Sheesheep, it’s so cute !
Soldier 76: Gabriel, please don’t do this. I love you.
Reaper: I’m sorry, but I have to.
Soldier 76: Please, I’m begging you, after all we’ve been through?
Reaper: *sheds a single tear* I’m sorry, Jack.
[places a 4+ card]
Reaper: Uno.
I am in love with the trend of bored Architects photoshopping increasingly ridiculous ideas for the Notre Dame roof
the community pool one tho is art