Stan 👍

"oh i love sea grunks because they both work out all of their problems together and have clear communication!" WRONG. i love sea grunks because you know that both of them are getting thrown overboard multiple times a week because stan stole fords glasses, then ford made jokes about stans fanfiction, then stan shot back about fords fanfiction, then ford stole stans glasses in retaliation. and in the process of trying to tackle ford, stan throws them both overboard and afterwards they sit on the deck facing opposite directions, pouting, while looking like sad wet cats.

then they get over it, the exact same thing happens 2 days later and the cycle repeats.

(since this post is inexplicably blowing up again i’m gonna shamelessly plug my art. please look at my art.)

i sunburnt my face today because i forgot to put sunscreen on my face time to project my pain onto dipper.

huh? what do you mean its almost been 2 entire months since i did an unnecessarily long post about stan twin headcanons? ....okay, fine. stan twins food preferences. you want this about autism? sure. why not. do whatever you want. its canon anyways and we all know it. stan likes: any kind of greasy, unhealthy, and downright heart attack inducing food. not only is it cheap and affordable, but its also very comforting. you just gotta stuff your face sometimes. he especially likes burgers and tacos because you can just kinda shove whatever you want in them and it will still taste great. an honorable mention is also seafood. he would eat it every meal if it was more affordable, but the fish from the lake is good enough. toffee peanuts. we know this already, but i would be burned at the stake if i didnt mention it. "oh but he has trauma because thats what got him caught by ford when he broke the project" shhhh. shut. that is probably the last thing he was focused on during that entire time. comfort candy is comfort candy and i think that would be hard to actually ruin for stan. do you get what i mean. his favorite icecream flavor is anything with caramel swirls in it. ford likes: simple foods. things like eggs and toast. plain burgers with nothing on them. while this should in theory mean he eats healthier, it does not. he could eat so much biscuits and gravy its actually insane. tolerates fried food as long as its completely pat down and dry on the outside. he loves anything with absurd amounts of sugar in it. as long as its not too many flavors at once. things like pudding and cakes without frosting. he could probably eat an entire cake in one sitting as long as it doesnt have frosting on it. jellybeans. again, we know this already. but it felt important to mention. he constantly carries jellybeans on his person, no matter where hes going. he also really likes rock candy and those chocolate pebbles or whatever. he just really wants to eat rocks and those things scratch the itch in his brain really well. his favorite icecream flavor is strawberry. its a good balance between rich and refreshing. stan dislikes: stuff like pudding or oatmeal is just. gross to him. the texture is all the same, and.. well, its basically just the texture. in general, hes not very picky with food, but unless its soup or icecream, he doesnt like non-solid food. also, weirdly enough, he doesnt really like plain chocolate. it has to be in or on something. i mean who can blame him. what kind of weirdo fills up a cup of chocolate chips and eats them in bed while writing about gravity falls. and its not even milk chocolate, its dark. i mean what. whatd i say. ford dislikes: weirdly enough. pizza. you may be thinking "how does a guy from jersey not like pizza" and the answer is that. he will eat pizza, hes just very, very, very picky about it. if he doesnt like it, he gives it to stan and scarfs it down. so pretty much all of the time unless he actually makes it himself. the crust needs to be soft, but not chewy, and it cannot be soggy. the cheese needs to stick to the crust without sliding around after a couple of bites. the outer crust needs to also be covered with sauce. now. the best way to go about these specific criteria is infact to put the sauce over the cheese. i know. its horrific to those who give a single shit about this topic. but its true. so what im saying is whenever they go to a pizza place he gets cheese breadsticks and dips them in marinara. he prefers that over normal pizza. i blacked out and woke up to an entire paragraph solely about ford pines' pizza preferences. what just happened. anyways he doesnt like stuff with too many toppings. too many textures at once. ok so i knew this post was gonna be long but. i think i wrote twice as much for ford than i did stan. and half of that was about pizza. uh. whatever. hit post.

the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.

guys i have a whole ass 90 followers on here. isn’t that crazy.

CHAT I THINK I CONVERTED MY DAD TO FIDDAUTHOR LMAO

⭐💖 Headcanon ask game 💖⭐

There are lots of deep questionnaires and ask games for OCs but I see fewer for people who primarily write fanfiction and develop canon characters into more fleshed out forms. So here's one for anyone who's interested.

Send a character and a number and I'll tell you a headcanon or perception that I have about this character's:

-1- name -2- family -3- childhood -4- voice -5- face/looks -6- hair -7- body -8- smell/personal scent -9- clothes and habits of dress -10- posture/physicality/movement -11- hobbies and interests -12- skills and abilities -13- ideals or philosophies -14- goals and intentions -15- pets or feelings about animals -16- home/place that they live -17- personal sense of style and decor -18- beloved or important items or property -19- favorite food and eating habits -20- love language/way they show affection -21- fears -22- favorite things -23- occupation/job -24- best memory -25- worst memory -26- interactions with their friends -27- interactions with their enemies -28- interactions with their lovers -29- quirks and personal habits -30- personality -31- way they are perceived by others -32- toxic traits -33- redeeming qualities -34- feelings about themself

Hello hello, not to just appear randomly but I AM very interested in your interpretation of ABW Emma May 👀 if you want… to ramble…

screams. /pos

ok so basically im gonna explain the og timeline first so that i can like. define where the paths diverged into abw. emma may and fidds met when they were younger (about 1960 or so?). they were really good friends and all. fidds transitioned(1968), theyre still good cause em is supportive and all that. so now because its a boy and a girl people were like “relationship when?” and because fidds liked guys and em just. wasnt that interested in marriage in general. they were like “okay then. we can pretend we’re dating. thats fine.” so they did because they thought it would be the most simple way out of it. and then they runaway to college together (1972). fidds meets stanford, em probably kisses a few girls, idk. and then after college they got married (1977). now fidds actually wanted to have a kid. even outside of the whole religious and general societal pressures. and em was fine with that. this won’t make things complicated at all whatsoever. so they have tate. everything is going perfectly fine. 

and then that phone call happened (1980)

so fidds leaves. em is now in california with tate. fidds says he’ll be back soon. and about 2 years later is when it diverges. in the og timeline, fidds just doesnt come back. he gives a phone call, but its all cryptic and like. horrifying. so they divorce. the problem was less that he was out with stanford. that wasnt the issue. it was that he just left her behind entirely to deal with a kid that he wanted in the first place. so then they divorce. mostly to keep tate safe. even though that backfires completely and he leaves to go after fidds anyways (2002) which is an entirely different can of worms that i will also yap about if anyone wants me to.. HOWEVER. in abw, fidds calls em after the portal is called off. he has clearer communication and basically says “hey we called off the project because it was super dangerous. but i wanna stay in gravity falls with stanford and we’re gonna do really big things and have a bunch of money” so they work out a situation. em and tate move to oregon, theyre still married. they stay best friends. tate has both parents (including an extra dad lmao) and everyone is happy for the most part. em is actually pretty interested in the work that fidds and stanford do, so she visits sometimes to just watch what goes on and listen to fidds ramble on about it for a while, which is what was depicted in the fiddtober drawing. tldr; abw em doesnt divorce fidds. moves to oregon. supports him and stanford.  everyone happy. 

you guys know i had to draw this

(also i used @stephreynaart 's gus design as a reference.. pretty cool..)

for whatever reason when i read this i pictured tbob just barking at gus like a dog

ghost shanklin actually has a perry the platypus sorta situation going on. pines cat (i don’t have a name for it yet) is usually very unamused by it.