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a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly
“It’s oaky,” he whispered.
it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting
calling my horse "white boy" so when i make him gallop i say "Go, white boy, go!"
nurse spottedleaf
imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race
me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed
what the hell
If my ocs were real and I walked into a room with all of them I'd immediately get jumped
Hollyleaf's awesome supportive brothers
Most people will never care about my ocs the same way I care about them because theres no way for them to peer into my head and see how cool they all are. Which is a shame. However all that tells me is I need to put out every thought that I ever have about them on this blog or else I die. You WILL know my ocs. You WILL like them
Fox thing looking around/ esp-eng/ any pronouns/ multifandom/ i also draw stuff that i might post here
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