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i love watching tv and making the worst observations... watching the simpsons all of my thoughts r like: it was very unkind of bart to trick his teacher like that but oh well i guess he'll learn someday. if only he had a better home environment

I'm miserable so he's miserable too.

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

parabola the rabola

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

does tumblr know about horse race test yuri

I had a vision

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks